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I tried that game and could never figure out what the fuck I was even supposed to be doing in it. Okay, so I moved my unicorn to the castle. Is that good? Bad? Will the unicorn attack the castle, or live in it? Now the wizard is moving to the tree. Is it a magic tree? What is any of this about?

It's such a pity. So many unanswered questions and only one head.