Fornite looks fun, but fuck, who can bother?

in #gaming6 years ago (edited)

If you're not getting paid to play Fornite, why the fuck are you wasting your time? Are you a Nu-male? Are you a Soy Boy? Are you a psudeo camwhore girl building an army of fiscally degenerative aforementioneds via webcam? If so, good for you, you're on the right track despite what momma told you. But if Fortnite isn't paying you, congrats, you played yourself.

Do you realize we are at the edge of the collapse of late capitalism? Soon, automation will take the phrase "menial labor" out of commission, and there are going to be a lot of pissed off poor people running around with those guns we'll never be able to fully ban. You ever see a family of five LIVING in a gas station in the rural part of Illinois? I can tell you it's out there and they're selling expired skittles packets. Why do you think I'm whoring out my inner voice like this?

Right now, the top 1% of affluent humans holds 66% of the world's wealth and it's only going to get worse. BITCH, IT'S ABOUT TO BE A BATTLE ROYALE FOR REAL AND YOUR GIVING ALL YOUR RESOURCES TO THAT TWITTER PUSSY WITH THE BLUE HAIR. YOU NEED TO SAVE RESOURCES, START A FAMILY BUILT ON VALUES, AND PRAY THAT YOUR WILL TO POWER IS ENOUGH TO WITHSTAND THE COMING HORRORS.

Stop playing Fortnite, you're killing yourself.rocket ride.jpg

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Your girlfriend will hate you though.

Women are a commodity