I'm going to try something new here. You got two hours to put your answer in the comments and the funniest one will get a full upvote. It only runs for 2 hours so get your answer in. If you guys like this I might randomly do them in between posts like a pop quiz. But instead of the pressure of a grade you get some steem.
Alright lets do this. I feel like the guy from you don't know jack.
So you win a million dollars tomorrow. Maybe you won the lottery, maybe the price of steem sky-rockets. The how doesn't matter. What is the geekiest thing you would do with the money? Try to build an Iron-man suit? Buy out a theater to watch the avenger movie with your friends? Buy a jetpack? Cause its a jetpack.
Funniest answer wins...
I am going to need a picture for this if I keep doing these, maybe that can be the next contest :p
I would make Antman real or in my case Antwoman. It sure would be fun. That is what i would use the money for. Watch out...your secrets won't be hidden from Antwoman.
Antwoman you take this one. I also gave some upvotes to death by chocolate, the reality show and the sweet fifa setup. Oh and the nice laptop steem one.
Did you guys like this? I can run more.
Thank you so much. I definitely like this.
buy this kombi and go around the world traveling in it
I'll buy a thousand laptops, install full data subscription for a year on those laptops.
Then travel to an under developed part of the world and gift the laptops to a thousand needy persons to run their steem account and make money to fend for themselves.
I'll invest the rest in crypto!
Aw, that is a nice answer.
4000 of these truffles makes a million dollars.
My dream is to die into diabetes because FUCK
SO MUCH CHOCOLATE
lol that is a lot of chocolate.
If i win a million dollars tomorrow i will rent a mini cinema room where i can play fifa with a wide ass 150inch screen, call my friends, rent a dominos pizza chef 24hours service, then we play fifa till day break
I'm coming over.
Hehehe youre totally welcome
With my million dollars I would make my own survivor show of marvel fans vs fans of DC. They will have to live in a house and face every 2 days to tests and challenges, those that are losing, they leave the house and in the end win the definitive fan.
A million dollars? What geeky thing would I do? I would build a refrigerated room in my house and deck it out with as many high end mining rigs that I can afford for $1 million.
Then I'd go nuts mining alts and use those funds to turn my little Steemit account into a FREAKING WHALE!
I was going to say iron man suit, but you said that already and i realize iron man isn't even that cool.
Then Loki came to my mind, but still i don't need money to belike Loki. I just need to be very stupid and deceptive.
So I'll just rather buy some poop and send to everyone. FOR REAL!!!
Yup.... bulk orders to y'all. Not geeky, but that'll do just fine
lol that is a shitty gift.
Tear down the State Capitol Building in my city of Olympia, WA and commission a life-size statue of Yhorm the Giant from Dark Souls to be built in its place.
I want to buy an island and I will make a villa there
if I had that kind of money I would buy a self-absorbed armor and I would catch all the bad guys in this world
I'm going to buy flying clothes so I can go where I want to like iron man
1,000,000 bouncy balls. Unleash hell.
I bought this little farm hahaha
i would spend whole money in gaming and have a jetpack tooo
Just because i know this will get nasty down here
lol you are expecting dirty answers?
not dirty to be exact.
I just expect alot of Weird and geek... Yes Dirty and weird is what i am expecting for.
But hopefully hazmat suit will defend me from all of the DIRT
At least most of it.
I would order a custom replica of Alduin (the dragon from Skyrim) with the size of car.
Why? Because Skyrim is still my favorite games after 7 years of being released, and I have never experienced so many epic moments with great songs than with Skyrim.
I have been waiting for years for The Elder Scroll VI to no avail :(
And you could really scare away any criminals
Hmm so i miraculously win a lottery, the geekiest thing i will do is launch a space rocket designed with a crypto logo to the moon lolz, yes cus i can. 😂😂😂😂
Well that is one way to get us to the moon.
I would omit a lot of steempower and I would promote the geek in steemit with a super serious account, I would be @whatageek2 reloaded
lol I'm flattered but now I have competition :p.
i will invest one milion into doge coin! why? because if everything goes as it has done over the past year i would have 10 mil by 2020 and have become even more rich on a meme XD
A one bedroom unit setup with holodeck technology to setup a virtual strip club. But it will be like something off the movies with aliens wandering around etc like it is on another planet. At least my girlfriend will be ok with a virtual one.
With that money I make the time machine (made in China), I would go back to the past and invent my own crypto called crashcoin and rule the world again and again. Muajajaja (evil laugh)
Wow!!!
Nice choice of words geekiest..
Well for me I would get the HP Spectre for my self , buy a house for my parents, and go on a tour to silicon valley. I mean. . it doesn't get any "geek-ier" than that.
Buy the Spruce Goose and make that sucka fly for real!
sad
I got this post at the 2hour mark.
If I had $1million dollars I would buy back 2 hours of my time
Ready as expected, I will cruise all the islands of the world, on each island I will leave a pamphlet to my followers with my account of steemit @rvag5, to follow me.
I would take all my family and my loved ones out of Venezuela, since the crisis that surrounds us does not allow a quality of life for anything decent. Being in another country would do everything to invest in a family business, or something for everyone. I dream of that
I will bring the transformer car which will run me through the world and yes i will surely invest all the money in steem...
hey...@whatageek your this mini contest i feel so good i know i am late but i want to answer.
If i had a million dollar i would help my mom dad.. i will give them my all money...for there every happiness or need to full fill...using.money...