Bad Advice!!! How to rank 1 on Google?

in #funny8 years ago (edited)

The other day I wanted to really know what ranks the best on google.
No, I'm not an expert.

So what did I do?
I searched on google.

What did I search?
I searched " How to rank 1 on google?"

I got tons of great advice and articles giving useful information to me...

But what got my most attention is this...

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Check the number of results ... 53 millions!

Then I thought:
Should I really take advice to rank 1 on google from a guy who's ranked 43,987,432 ???

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