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in #funny • 7 years ago

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Guest at a restaurant:
“I refuse to eat this roastbeef. Please call the manager! “
Waiter: “
That’s no use. He won’t eat it either.”
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I’m selling my talking parrot.
Why?
Because yesterday, the bastard tried to sell me.
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“You are so kind, funny and
beautiful.”
“Oh come on.
You just want to get me to bed.”
“And smart, too!”
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I thought I’d tell you a good time travel joke –
but you didn't like it.
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#travel #life #steem #story
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    One day during the family lunch the youngest son Paul asks his father:

    • Daddy, what is the difference between potential and reality?
      Daddy turns to his wife and gives her a question:
    • Would you sleep with George Clooney for 1 million $?
    • Certainly, I would never waste such opportunity, - tells the wife
      Daddy turns to his teenage daughter:
    • Maria, would you sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million $?
    • Surely! He is my fantasy, his posters are all over the walls of my room.
      Daddy turns to his eldest son Raul and asks:
    • Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million $!
      Eldest son thinks a little and replies:
    • Why not? Imagine what I could do with that money. So yes, I would sleep.
      Then daddy turns back to his youngest son Paul and explains him:
    • You see, Paul, potentially we are sitting with multi millionaires but in reality we are sitting with two prostitutes and one gay…