You're Not Really There To Impress Anyone

in #funny7 years ago

When you're only showing up to the job interview because the welfare department requires you to

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It also works at family holiday dinner tables, bad first dates, good first dates, when kids walk on your lawn, and, most importantly, when those kids parents want to talk about what you did when their kids walked on your lawn.

yeah, it really is such versatile gesture that you wonder why people ever bother signalling anything else

so interesting! This sounds very promising.

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Wow, did you just open up a can of worms for some colorful gif replies! This is a brilliant tactic, since anyone who doesn't reply with a d*ck pic is obviously a bot. You just made @steemnsfw's year.

Also smart to hide your savings in Steem Power to be the richest person in the world to qualify for food stamps.

haha I had a look, the coast is clear, it's pretty safe

ya although hiding it in sp didn't work as well for dan, who was interviewing for the steemit cto job

so interesting! This sounds very promising.

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LOL - Perfect bait gif with the same actor (right?)... Wish I didn't horse around and click, but hay, I fell for it yet again. BRB have to delete my internet history...

sexymatty...sexymatty...when will you ever learn

you keep invoking the demon steemnsfw,

I hope you get ready for another sleepless night


This is The Food-Stamp That Traffy Gets DownUnder

True dat, although I've learned not to click the links that have more than 1 warning.

Btw, you're long overdue for your 100 reps. We miss you.

I've seen that happen before. Gave them the job to just to fuck with them

dude, that's just cruel
maybe one day you'll want to just scrounge off others too

Hah that's clever.

You mind-fucker,

I'm looking for work

you still hiring?

If he's not, I have an orifice office if you're interested

so interesting! This sounds very promising.

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Cheers to that ! My ex always brought a six pack to get trough the interviews. Weird enough she was once hired by someone named Weinstein

she'll need stronger liquor to get through her days now

Harv definitely didn't have a six-pack, and probably never did.

My effort applying for job requirements to fill the quota

ah she must have trained the horse christopher reeves was riding

so interesting! This sounds very promising.

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Ooooh, you have to actually go? We’ve been making up fake companies every week, but we think they’re on to us. I guess Mom can’t be our employer’s main point of contact 6 weeks in a row. What other advice can you give? We’re excited and listening. Milk it milk ittttt.

Why do I feel that this is 80% true?? Hah...

Agreed :)

Hahahaha really funny great post

so funny its really interesting @traf
thanks for shereing
have a good day sir

Lmao hey sometimes doing that may end up getting you a job still XD.

haha.. know some who do this....

I wish I could do that ;)
but hope will soon be able to do it in near future !