What's not to like about ladies teasing you with tongue between her fingers, then horning you with insults, giving you the fcuk-off finger, then punching you in the piehole, sounds like a regular Saturday night hot date
It's always good to learn a new language.Is this a typical Aussie Chick ? You need to come to Sweden- here they speak the kind of sign language you would like
You forgot to mention this type, I know cuz my mom's this type
I'm lucky to be here today
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ya how could I forget? i think 98% are this type
Right in the peanutz.
bwahaha you must come from a lineage of strong scrotum males
Yes, very strong.
yes, but you only really want to marry one type, the 'Fist of
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I've been elbow deep with some myself and I wouldn't consider them to be marriage marterial
I like this one too :P
RIP - Bruce
Your prostate will hate you
The best women are mature women, if you can't get that then get one that is all 4 types.
Don't get
they should teach this shit in school instead of putting condoms on bananas
That hand looks sexy - if she said "fuck you" I would answer - yea please !
hmm ya they should remake the addams family with you as the director
Haha...I think it's just the red nail polish that's got you mesmerized.
Haha yea it keeps the attention away from her hairy arms lol
Lol, that's the strategy...beautify the obvious bits and never mind those hidden places.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder- that's why it's dangerous if you drink too much
Aaah, I know that saying but never saw it from that perspective...haha.
I only know 2 types, the sober and drunk
I know which type I am for sure
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type 2 diabetes judging from the gif
Yeah, too much sweet wine. I gotta switch to the hard stuff with less sugar.
@traf,
I thought I have found "Middle finger typed woman as my wife".
But I think, I was wrong again and found fist type lol :D
Cheers~
strap your watch on tightly, that's my advice
Good one. However, in my experience, women cycle through all four of these types at about the same rate as this illustration.
They can often be multiple types simultaneously.
ya it's like they're place a complex version of rock paper scissors
My type depends on the people around me
Different people bring out a different me
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dunno what kinda crazy shit is going on there, no wonder i suck at dating
Haha, this must be how the kids date nowadays. Getting old, Traf.
She got better reflexes than him.
My first thought too. xD
The fuck is going on over there?
I see some Chinese letters so it must have been faked.
If any of you ladies need to find out, DM me.
yeah? what are you going to do with the 3 other types that don't want the fist?
Give them the finger, of course.
Damn this has to be the most punny/creative comment of my Steemit life.
This better get 100% upvote and 10K SP delegation
I liked this one :p
What's not to like about ladies teasing you with tongue between her fingers, then horning you with insults, giving you the fcuk-off finger, then punching you in the piehole, sounds like a regular Saturday night hot date
Is this a typical Aussie Chick ? You need to come to Sweden- here they speak the kind of sign language you would like
just waiting for our Steem $25 plane ticket discount
Lets Hope it comes soon!
It's always good to learn a new language.Is this a typical Aussie Chick ? You need to come to Sweden- here they speak the kind of sign language you would like
It's always good to learn a new language.
Ancient Indian Literature ( The Kamasutra) states that there are four types of women.
4th is straight up fat shaming. lmao
So how would that translate to Traf's 4 types?
hahaaa luckily there's a mate for each type, granted they need a few more years to season
Hmm I'm going to take a wild guess and say I seem to land the fist
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I see a Finger, a barracuda and a fist
Well I showed this to my wife and asked her.
She flipped me off with her left and punched me with her right.
She's a complex woman.
It depends. How much wine have I had?
Lol, I love girls who immediately show their type, ha ha ha :D
I too like to make women lick the poo off of my finger after scratching my butthole.
There are two types of women and it depends on alcohol. If you are drunk all of them are good. If you aren't drunk, just let them go.
Really funny thing
You are a wonderful and successful person
You are like me here
A woman for her husband and lover is always different :)) Lol
Here's how many fingers you can say @traf
Not sure if that's a finger there mate.
I like this no women
There are many kind of women but i don't know why i like those kind of women whom attitude like this .....😷😷😷
Where's this massage parlor at? Need to fix my stiff chest too.
can you explain why There are 4 types of women????
Hahaha. This is so funny.
I'm definitely a keeper.
What type of woman would the fist be?🤔.
Very well he work very hardylï
I like the no1.
Dirty !
Did you see your wife that they are 4 types of women??/
It's really nice, the project is doing very good,
I see she is bandaged ...guess married to a boxer....haha ...lol
I judge my women by how many fingers I can get in her. Any less than 3 and its like I'm playing with a teenager
Hahahaa
I was also looking for the "paralyzer", and "two for the pink, one for the stink".
Hahaha one is the best women .....