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burp :)))))))

well at least the bubbles don't travel downwards

The same kind of person that puts pinappple on pizza...

yeah fuck you I like pineapple on my pizza too! :p

I'm getting too old for this new generation.

I love pineapple on pizza. What about fruit in your beer?

sometimes a slice of lemon is ok

My dad used to drink Alka Seltzer because he liked the taste. Weird

don't know what that is
but if it's sparkling water, get a new dad

Lol. They are tablets that you drop in water to make seltzer (sparkling) water, but it has aspirin mixed in. Basically just take sparkling water and mix in some drugs, that's what it tastes like

But it's made from unicorn urine, hence the sparkles.

ahh the magical taste of horse piss, wouldn't be far from it

Unicorn urine is horse piss's rich uppity cousin who visits for 2 weeks every summer, flaunts her wealth and privilege every chance she gets, screws her cousin's boyfriend, totals the family's only car, then heads back home to her uptown penthouse.

lol

The naive girl is trying to drink but shi can't

That is how every girl with a low cut should drink bubblies

lets get some spillage going!

Confused look when one has gassiously release a wet one and have no options

People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones...

People who look longingly at a carrot shouldn't worry about sparkling water.


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Nice shot. Looool hahahahah

Probably with suspicion, ha ha :)

I f*cking love bubbles in my water!

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Did he fart?

hoooo, noooooo

@traf,

Cheers~