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Yeah but where did the mayonnaise come from?

no idea, but it's going straight onto the kids' lunch sandwiches
waste not want not and whatnot

Looks like it isn't that manatee's first rodeo

hahaha
well some people are just unlucky :)

I guess the lesson we can all learn here is to have a cat do it next time instead, yeah? Have an open mind, try it out, and thank me never.

maybe an alligator

Eww. Those bacteria-filled tongues? Pass. I'd much rather have a cat's razor-like tongue brushing all over my.. hmm..

Exhibit A: don't give teenage dogs in heat peanut butter-filled chew toys that are shaped like animals...

Let me know if you used either creamy or chunky so I know which one I'll never be able to have again.

Yeah I wouldn't try the spreading peanut butter on my balls trick with a crocodile either

Totally. Too much teeth...

Yeah... Sure that's why...

So you can be sure to avoid it in future...

Haha. You saw right through it. Either I'm really tired or your sarcasm was perfect. Not sure yet.

Someone's always blaming the dog.

he ate my homework too

I thoroughly salute you and your spotted dick...

But is it microwavable?


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I mean... Do you even come in a can?

spotted dick was what the kid at the park said when I was charged with indecent exposure

Oh I like that doggy, Great pic with the matee!! Nice

How long did it take you to teach him to swallow?

Cos I have this animal trainer friend, who is interested.

Smart is 🐕 dog heee

You're awesome
Keep up the good work

Ha wow 😂

lovely funny post..
thanks for sharing

good post salam from @mizi23, good luck always

Apparently Christopher Columbus wasn't the only one to think manatees were mermaids. https://steemit.com/funny/@swenger/you-pick-the-punchline