If she writes her own wedding vowels with honesty
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7 years ago in #funny by traf (81)
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If I had a chance to write my wish in symbols :D
Let's translate: Oh god please put some big sh!t on this dump a$$ and let me free myself :D@traf,
Cheers~
sunglasses are for pussies
The dark side of the moon...Great is their scheme..
you don't think she married him for his looks?
Charm and personality.
what a happy wife
Together in sickness and in health, or until she gets tired of your shit. She said light ice in her coffee! (Reason for divorce #39).
and the day i sign the divorce papers is the day i lose my private keys
Well... she's cute enough. It's worth a shot.
if you want her to stay cute, unmarried is the only way to go
If you want her to
Stay cute, unmarried is the
Only way to go
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Looks have a way of.... changing after marriage.
Two days after the wedding. When she said that all the property had been transferred, and it's time for me to leave.
gotta break as much as you can in the meantime then
When you realize that you can not run away, it's too late :)
two wedding cakes is my bet
arranged marriage?
And they don't kid about this things,
its only matter of weeks when she begins to starve you of food, sex, peace, rest, happiness etc, Then you know, you sold your sold on that day.
I think, she meant, she wanna make you feel dead on the first night of wedding! 😂
haha! How did you know that is what we were really thinking? :)
Lol. A real marriage, all at the expense of the bride. Absolute calculation. Ha ha.
Hahaha that is why we should be careful of women because when they smile in your face but behind you they will want to stab you to death, at times I do wonder if there is any sincerity when they tell you that they love you
They are all lovely before the wedding, and such after the wedding. Lol
She just wrote your death sentence lol
Lol, I wish I can crush your balls.. :)
The "'til death do us part" line is a motivating goal.
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