haha, I'm writing a limerick about catfishing inspired by you for a post for @idikuci and @dj123's great challenge. had to force myself to say great, the things you do for SBDs@steemnsfw
hahah what your date would look like if Tinder had a 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button
when you are waiting for your girlfriend and more excited before her reach
and think what would be wonderfull if tinder had a ''i am feeling lucky button''
And after when she dont reach and you think why not tinder had a ''i am so sad button''
Wonder if they will ever have a I smell weird, you wanna sniff? button.
That's The Approval Response We'll Be Looking For
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at least he put a bit of effort into his hair
I'd definitely hit you up with a "Haaay"
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well if you like horsing around hun, giddy-up girl :P
Bean there done that
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This one's for you
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well at least you can safely rule me out as her boyfriend i guess
Cough not cough
Of course your honey isn't boo boo
Oohh, I'll sink into that any day, come to papa boo-boo!
haha, I'm writing a limerick about catfishing inspired by you for a post for @idikuci and @dj123's great challenge.
had to force myself to say great, the things you do for SBDs @steemnsfw
can't wait to read it, i do like a little hot source on my catfish ;)
Feeling lucky, use to be getting a free ride into town, now it's a free ride while you're in town.
That's old school feeling lucky right there
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must be at least this high to ride clint eastwood
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I Bet You Would
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phht! only amateurs use clippers
yeah the real pros use their teeth and tongue 👅
ack lol i suddenly feel like coughing up a hairball
lol oh wow...you're a pro, i didn't know...respects! :P
hmm she's like all my exes rolled into one
ha no wonder they're exes
The look you give when she swipes like on you and her Tinder profile says DTF.
i can't control what my cousin puts on her tinder profile
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hahah what your date would look like if Tinder had a 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button
when you are waiting for your girlfriend and more excited before her reach
and think what would be wonderfull if tinder had a ''i am feeling lucky button''
And after when she dont reach and you think why not tinder had a ''i am so sad button''
They need a way to sort Tinder profiles by
female-->no strings attached
-->most desperate-->not addicted to crack
It would really save everyone a lot of hassle
ya, looking for someone who's hot but insecure
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Here's the "I'm feeling lucky dance"
To attract the mates, you gotta fluff your feathers a bit
Feeling lucky and a bit ambiguous?
Well that's the real reason we have that "I'm feeling lucky" button
Need a status that shows when you're feeling square
As a geeky girl, the square status would probably be my default
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yeah, like a square peg looking for a round hole, i never did quite fit in anywhere as well
Lets Just Take Our Top Off
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Here's to tops off
nice wrist action.....you make it look too easy :)
It's easy if you're an
alcoholicexpert like me.Sometimes we just want to let our hair down and let someone play with it
Just smack that "Come mess with my hair" button
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Hahahahaha...It's either that or this...
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That, the feeling of other creature.....
That specific feature will be one of a number of new additions available in Tinder Gold
I am sure that it would be this :))
@traf,
Oh shit I hate that feeling :D
lol
Thanks for sharing i will done upvote I always see your post. And follow you
Wow...great funny..i appreciate this post sharing.....
Lol. Is this jealousy or it is a wooing signal. Plus it looks like his heart is beating so strongly.
really funny ..lol
maybe the whole night of you're date will be unforgettable hahaha😃😂
wow,,this is so funny
Thanks for sharing the wonderful post
@traf
Awsome post.
OMG MR.BEEN 😱😱
its really funny
Haaa Haaaa
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Excellent funny zip
I like it
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