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Thats the point, you go out, and try to creep out as many as you can. It's alot of fun. Sometimes they ruin it by wanting to fuck you, yuck but hey you just gotta deal with that.
That's why you just walk up to them and grab them by their pussy. If your famous, they let you do that. ;-)
hmm, here's to hoping Steem hits $100
Steps outside
Girl in the distance
"YOU CREEP!"
hahah classic
nods, you feel me
Annndd hahaha, my response to your comment just now and this, double LOL!
haha thanks dreemit :)
I bought a BMW keychain and have it hanging out of my pocket.
Works every time.
haha I see
wear pants, noted
haha lol I just sit down to avoid the death stare :D
yeah...that's smooth buddy
haha yeah cool as a cucumber. usually they shuffle away from me lol
@traf I thought you never ask ! lol.
this might help in the future.
https://steemit.com/funny/@splendorhub/fun-dating-tips-for-men-and-women-humor
haha thank you :)
You'd do a lot better if you didn't ask her dog on the floor for a seat... ...on the floor.
Read as "Allow myself to introduce... ... myself" from Austin Powers.
ugh!
You: (Breaths near her)
Her: Excuse me? I have a boyfriend.
story of my life
Be confident
hahahaha lol
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cute
Lol!
Son of a Schnauzer that look hurts
Hahahahaha
usually one looks like that @traf
beggars can't be choosers
Good post
Instead, say
I can't stop watching & laughing...must be the brownies :p
...And the comments are as funny as the post!
its really funny
For that, I think a woof woof is in order. Who knows, they might respond better. If you're lucky, you might even get petted.
ya I should go back to cougars
Rarr a man after my own taste. Wait, that sounded wrong.
and the girl replied," huh..why should I tell you?".
you: are you single?
girl: yea?why
you: can i have your numbers?
girl: i have a boyfriend
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And the girl replied: why do you want to sit here?
😅
Oh man. We need to talk. Here's the problem...
that's not a girl.
First question. Is there actually an empty seat beside her, or are you asking to sit on her lap? Because that might be part of the problem! ;)
Empty Bus, "is this seat taken?" works everytime.
Thats the point, you go out, and try to creep out as many as you can. It's alot of fun. Sometimes they ruin it by wanting to fuck you, yuck but hey you just gotta deal with that.