Beautiful day to take your lady friend for a bike ride Not if your riding with The Nuge. Fun comes to a crashing halt Just say no to Ted Nugent. Or he may rape you with a frozen turd...
And she said :
If you die, I die with you
and when you live, I will live for you.
Never lost my soul,
often lost control,
missed out on too many things,
the other thing I propose.
I have never really been serious
to be with you it's all that I want, so that happens in my life, all my plans are annihilated.
I'm very frustrated but it does not work,
I'll fight, but you're not a soldier, I'll be at the back of the fire if you leave me there, I will not tell the guys, but you're all for me.
Haha. She would bring a date to the funeral.
well if she looked anything like the girl in the gif he'd be stiffer than my dead body
Thats a yes from my wife as well!
ah i see our wives go to the same tae bo class
Lol. Wtf
Well, at least she's someone else's problem at that point. She looks like a spinner too, which is always nice.
sometimes, when we're at a party and don't have a bottle, we just use her
just prepare yourself for that;
maybe you can revenge in the afterlife.
if i had a dollar for every time i heard that
I would be open to love and affection from your (ex) wife.
Loaded, and can do the splits, on ice.
yeah she'll probably reciprocate your affections
as long as you're like...a mammal, she's not too picky
C'mon man, at least wait until they split
Sounds like a queue I don't need to be in!
Being British, I've done my waiting time.
35007 upside down on a calculator.
upside down on a calculator
on a desk
or a sofa
she can take it anywhere from anyone
Hmmm it says......................mineopoly
woah how'd you do that
Learned that in middle school.
Spelling boobs and programing your graphing calculator to play Tetris are some of the most important things to learn. Those are life skills.
We used Texas Instruments back then. Nice to meet you @theabsolute. Glad you got a good education.
Those 100K life-long student loans proved to be worth it, eh?
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@traf is a man child, you do know that right?
Lol, she would have answered "Nothing personal, but the desire will still prevail", ha ha ha :D
I don't know what exactly it is about this character that completely drives me up the wall, but she's really freaking good at it.
Okay, either I'm having a de ja vu, or i've seen this exact comment somewhere on traf's posts before...
Cat-falling-between-legs-moving-sands-funny-gif
Very funny meme and writing
Never @traf I just only love you .
That's a man
Show your Wife that you care
sigh
She's been cheatin on him again?
I will love you even you die. but i will only bring this new one .
Moving a rock with a rope and your car
is using your friends for help moving, you just never know if they will try to be funny and being funny when moving can end bad maybe just like that
Hammer Fail GIF
Beautiful day to take your lady friend for a bike ride Not if your riding with The Nuge. Fun comes to a crashing halt Just say no to Ted Nugent. Or he may rape you with a frozen turd...
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@traf
Can't you understand , still how much young i'm !
unlimited funny
ha ha so funny
LOL @traf, his wife's answer was simple:D
goat: whale
peecock: minnow
peck = flag
lmfao
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@traf hire this bitch for coming up with relevant tags on your posts.
You both are welcome.
I watched ice skating first time in my life that is sick kek
Lol. No time to waste
yes.
Giving lots of affection and getting none in return hurts more than you think
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i like your funny post.that's it interesting funny gif.
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And she said :
If you die, I die with you
and when you live, I will live for you.
Never lost my soul,
often lost control,
missed out on too many things,
the other thing I propose.
I have never really been serious
to be with you it's all that I want, so that happens in my life, all my plans are annihilated.
I'm very frustrated but it does not work,
I'll fight, but you're not a soldier, I'll be at the back of the fire if you leave me there, I will not tell the guys, but you're all for me.
Oooooof
She skating on thin ice with that reply.
not mine
mine's so heavy she's fall through if she skated on 12 inches of solid steel
No wonder you're 24/7 on steemit posting GIFs with shitty captionz