well the guns part is the same but we all know apes can't make bullets so they are basically goners when the next part of the serious shows human introducing the glory-hole to the apes and hybridizing them.
@traf - Hiding in vegetation to eat vegetation? That is like hiding in a Snack food aisle of a supermarket to avoid being seen eating Cheetos. Poor gorilla. His terrified expression says it all. He can not even think straight because he is so scared of his wife! LOL. Upvoted
I know you hear it all the time on the internet and on media how health is one of your life's precious assets.
But when you can't bring up the dongle or when your timing trigger is broken, and annoyingly your faucet won't stop leaking like it's an ad site giving free dogecoins away, you will be lucky that mrs.gorilla kept you from the Christmas left over.
The look alone embodies the extent of the suffering in obtaining this food ..... but this does not mean that we turn a blind eye to the greed enjoyed by this animal Hahaha
The indignity of all these animal methaporical post has to stop!
Streemian Comedians: Not 1 evolved arsehole amongst the lot
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these apes are quite tribal and violent so they're not much better
i saw that documentary planet of the apes
But Traffy you're comparing apples to oranges
apes with guns VS arseholes with guns
totally different!
well the guns part is the same but we all know apes can't make bullets so they are basically goners when the next part of the serious shows human introducing the glory-hole to the apes and hybridizing them.
Poor guy,
when you have to hide to eat vegetation
You know you married Kim-jong3's sister
ya well in north korea everyone has to eat leaves and dirt etc
hehe yeah but to hide in the bush to eat it, very sad husband indeed
Haha 😂
This one shook me. Haha!
That's cruel and unusual punishment. Why would anyone want to go on a diet? They'd miss out on much fun.
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well I suppose if i ever needed a boner that needs to go away i'll know who to call
Oh sorry to confuse sir. That is not real mouth. Is just paint on. Perhaps a lady might better suit to assist with boneing
This is why I work out and plan to get my gym card when I turn 16.
That's the kind of fun that will kill you when it rolls over you in bed
We've discussed this before... I have no interest in young boys... You're safe
It's not me I'm concern about, it's @steemmatt, I've seen the way @steemnsfw looks at that dude, disturbing!
You don't need a waterbed with that kind of belly
@traf - Hiding in vegetation to eat vegetation? That is like hiding in a Snack food aisle of a supermarket to avoid being seen eating Cheetos. Poor gorilla. His terrified expression says it all. He can not even think straight because he is so scared of his wife! LOL. Upvoted
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@vm2904
there's no way to know for sure what he's acutally eatting
Luckily for me my wife get turned on by my belly
nice, acts as a natural contraception
That's G right there dan
Upvote 25% - will do it later stupid el-Chepo phone does not stick when I slide bar.
Will give u 50% but idikuci waterbed gets the other 25%.
Haha lol thank man
hmm I dont think that will work luv
Trust me she makes it work work work
Haha yea nothing is passing by that barrier
Dear Young Man,
I know you hear it all the time on the internet and on media how health is one of your life's precious assets.
But when you can't bring up the dongle or when your timing trigger is broken, and annoyingly your faucet won't stop leaking like it's an ad site giving free dogecoins away, you will be lucky that mrs.gorilla kept you from the Christmas left over.
Honor your pump, don't clog it up
Sincerely,
The doc
now that's old school wisdom right there
hhhh or Maybe she will Do This :D
You will eat secretly and look for a place to hide the features of the crime such a man . Hahahaha
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Over here at Skinny Peoples' Republic, "diet" is a foreign language we neither speak nor understand.
The look alone embodies the extent of the suffering in obtaining this food ..... but this does not mean that we turn a blind eye to the greed enjoyed by this animal Hahaha
He mad
Haha good one
I diet all the time. Diet coke diet this diet that
Doesn't want to end up like Harambe
Good thing wifey can't see what you eat and drink at work 😀
Do a big insurance and let your wife know, then she will not force you, LOL
almost first of january.. then they all want to go on diet... so I need to start practicing my hiding skills and move like a sniper....
They need to make a "rustle free" bag of potato chips. The noise gives me away every time.
When I was a kid my mother always put been on a strict Jason Bourne diet. When I tried out that Jason Bourne diet last week I`d lost 4 days already!