Honestly nothing to worry about. You paid for your hour, so it's all on her to handle the rest. If there's any lesson for next time, don't pay until the end.
I always found it less awkward to just skip the first date and go straight to the acrimonious divorce stemming from my always forgetting important relationship milestones, like the anniversary of our first date.
Just tell her to start talking, & when you have something to say put your finger on her lips and say shhhhhh..
Just Giving All The Coprophilia Here A Hardone
damn you're smooth!
bet it doesn't work when your wife's nagging at you tho
Actually I learn it from the old lady
When she cooks beans and it gets a bit windy
She comes around puts a finger over it and says shhhhh....too much flatulance
That's why I wear Lycra on the first date. Always provides a good talking point. Everyone mentions it.
Here is me and my boys on a night out:
And 20 years later we still looking sharp:
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oh i recognize them
it's that boy band One Erection
That snsfw....is some serious
flawflare in fashionWind screen wipers...LOL!
Honestly nothing to worry about. You paid for your hour, so it's all on her to handle the rest. If there's any lesson for next time, don't pay until the end.
she always charges me an hour even though she knows we're done after 13 seconds
not like she stays around to chat afterwards
How inconsiderate. She shouldn't be spending the first 10 seconds digging around in her bag for her whip.
Bravo! < slow clap >
I tell you what. Rub her head like that and you won't have to say anything.
i'll rub her like that
not sure if that's the technique she's looking for tho
You can always just bring up the fact you love to eat an anus every now and again.
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I hope you appreciate I used up good post material on this comment. When we gonna meat up?
i don't trust those guys
not like there's a way to check really
could be anyone's anus
Hahahah shared like true anus connoisseurs ;p
I always found it less awkward to just skip the first date and go straight to the acrimonious divorce stemming from my always forgetting important relationship milestones, like the anniversary of our first date.
When you realize there’s too much silence and use free breadsticks as a distraction to buy you more time...
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Sometimes it's hard to hide your thoughts on the first date :)
Not easy
very interesting nice post best of luck for the first date
Lolllll big #mood
That's why it helps to have a wingman. Or be drunk. Or both.
Yeah
it really is why it helps to have a wingman
Or the morning after the first date when you try to remember everything you said so you can keep the story straight.