Honesty In A Relationship...Or Two

in #funny7 years ago

My wife just caught me out with her sister

Wife: What is the meaning of this? What have you been up to all this time?

me:

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This is why I save time and ask for a threesome at first.

her boyfriend probably wouldn't be into it

With goat as your goto, you will need to ask permission from the hand

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That's that advantage of marrying a twin.


But Honey, from behind you both look and feel the same, how would I know any different?

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less of an excuse if they're conjoined

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Would be shocking to later find out that they are mom and daughters.

I guess this is a perfect example when action speaks louder than words

it is
though it's also an example of when you don't want your words to be too loud

Ironically, this might actually proof to her that you're sex worthy and she made the right choice. Who can argue when her own DNA demands you get some.

yeah...i've lost arguments to the wife with stronger arguments than that....

I'm going to use that line next time I get caught

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That was a joke, however statistically it might work if you are married to a women with a dozen sisters.

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you know what they say wife's sister is sweeter than honey regarding sexuality.

lol by they you mean you

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Just tell her you were planning a surprise. It's not really a lie, because you were banging her sister and that's a surprise. It's getting harder and harder thinking of surprise gifts for mother's day.

my wife isn't my mother so thankfully i don't have to get her a gift for mother's day

Honey this actually call Salsa ! what i didn't with you after cheating on me since you affected by H.I.V for sex with A Black guy : )

2 dos and donts of a new relationship

Then your wife tells you that her sister was once a he.


Oh yeah trannies runs in her whole family, watch out for her couger dad


You must be cunning while answering her. Coz having two crazy sisters at the same time might be a big chaos!
Traffy, twosome is better than threesome :D@traf,

Cheers~

Howard Stone out of the closet.
Ha! ha!
Every time I come to this channel, it seems more and more like a lot of Howard Stones trying to outdo the other.
Interesting...In my opinion, @theguruasia, you have let your

This is one way you would never see me move - embarassing xD!

My wife reaction..

That orange backdrop is the same pattern as my shower curtain.

It's her sister's favorite color.

Its the international language of love babe now you can join in as well!

Relationships are ready only after hard work but they can easily be broken. Tensions in relationships easily come. We should work on relationships that we have to face the problems because of relationships and we settle it in our mind. At the same time, there is a desire to maintain those relationships.

This great funny.
I appreciate your meme...

We've transitioned to the coffee shop side of The Union, and I'm seeing on the side of a mug that this place is called Brew Lagoon.

Episode 6x20 "The Truth About Honesty"

So you and your partner know everything there is to know about each other and your relationship is strong AF. But how well do you know each other in the...

hahahaha interesting and funny.

Relationships are ready only after hard work but they can easily be broken. Tensions in relationships easily come. We should work on relationships that we have to face the problems because of relationships and we settle it in our mind. At the same time, there is a desire to maintain those relationships.

Sure, they have their rough patches, but every couple does. They're two passionate people who are able to hash out their issues. They may fight a lot

Remember Shaggy - It wasnt me)))))))

Well am just grooving... oh oh oh grooving... grooving out on her!!

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That's a great funny, I love this comedy.

Wow very nice funny.
I appreciate your meme.

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I appreciate your funny.

Relationships require a lot of work. It takes both individuals in a relationship to make the relationship actually function and people nowadays seem to be forgetting that or have just forgotten entirely.

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They put effort into their marriage, they take time to work out relationship kinks (both definitions), and they enjoy giving and receiving joy from thei

😂no longer married I presume😂

wow so funny and nice meme.

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Hahaha... I need this wife! :P
Funny yar! Really amazing meme! :D @traf

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See that hip motions, that's the sexiness that will get you in bed with their brother next week.

That's the problem with too much money, you go out shopping with your sister in law just to get revenge on your wife.