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Haha better get some practice in before she boots you in the balls.


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i think you're meant to use the other ball to touch down

@traf,
This is me when I read it next day lol :D

Cheers~

haha did you write an expensive phone bill?

Lol This is a former guy who received a message trying to understand what was written.

a former guy? what a mean way to describe a girl

"Hey remember when you gave me shit for buying crypto two years ago?"...

Wait, don't send that today.


Lol Only a drunk woman can write to her ex, whatever she thinks of him.

He's just making these big eyes because you're naked :D

Download an app that blocks you from contacting certain numbers while you're drunk. Drunk Dial NO!!

It's worst, you have your mom's number right there. :P