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The reason why I stop climbing fences when I was a teen ( u know to sneak into bars, clubs and shit)



When Life Got You By The Nuts

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and that fence is named 'the wife'

haha good one :D

the fence, the door, the mouse trap, the trunk, the nutcracker, etc

yes, pretty much every endearing nickname you can think off

Hahaha, good one!!!

Always keep a can of WD40 handy, gets everything unstuck

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great for when you run out of deodorant too

Yeah gotta love the smell of WD40

When making sudden movements it's always important to think twice, we don't want to end up closing the door on our sex life

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it's ok, i've had a lot of training with hemorrhoids to take care of myself

Orange you glad I'm not a watermelon??

Hahaha hope it doesn't swell to those proportions

Nothin' like stretchin' the ol' knothole, eh?? lolol

Sweet Tree Stump....that's some serious stretching there women! I won't be just sitting on a yoga ball if you know what I mean

lmao

Oh yeah...BTW Welcome back. I see you got my message!

We need to have more comic chicks showing up here......least the danger of a sausage fest occuring and @traf just becomes a hotdog stand



Not So Good For Daily Consumption
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yea, I got the message lol....ya know, the saying goes 'man cannot live by sausages alone' so you gotta have a taco every now and then ;)

meep

You gotta be careful experimenting with genitals in the public....

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Damn you consider your tongue a genital huh d4ki? Sweet bejesus you must lick them like a frog!

i see, he's stuck downstairs too

See @traf has got it but @dj123 my man need to do more experiments :P

Lol...with you any day @d4ki, same time tomorrow night?

"Come back and fight, you coward! It's merely a testicle, I've got another!" (Monty Python- The Meaning of Life)

just practicing for those smaller glory holes

Lol happened something like this before but no that part of my body

which part my dear @steeminator3000, don't hold back on the details now

Alright so this is more of an interesting fact than related. Everyone one knows about the American conversation about 4 bases n sex... 4th base being actual sex. But did you know there is a 5th base? What is it you ask? Click on this and the other link to get a good picture of it.

Warning: NSFW obviously

Thank you for the education snsfw.....that buddy IS 5th AND 6th base right there

Mmm why do I suddenly feel like having spaghetti and meatballs for lunch?

nature is wise dear friend @traf, often does something amazing and leaves us open-mouthed, we can not believe that this is happening but it is real, look at these images

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fucking trees

That's the type of pain that gives you flashbacks and requires years of counseling. Think before you zip people

Fastest car in the world .
HaHaHaHa

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Be different !!! Ya #traf mt3 zebbi

That being said, accidents happen...

Now, that's funny!

Hahaha looks funny! Btw, my upvote doesn't worth anything 'cuz I'm a newbie here, but I'm posting this comment as a support. If you want, you can check my introduction post and leave me some feedback. And yeah, I'm 17 :) PEACE!

Alright kiddo, let me learn you since you're new.

  1. don't ask for upvotes
  2. don't ask people to review
  3. Go upvote the post. (Like beyond said if you like it you should upvote). It may not be worth 1c but it's the point that counts.
  4. If you want people to visit you prove to us you are worth visiting.
  5. Contribute
  6. This is funny, go find the news article of the man who fell asleep ona nude beach and got his testicles stuck through the chair.
    6.1. Say something funny about it.
    6.2. And post the picture
    6.3. and link to the article.
  7. Keep doing that and if you make us laugh we will visit your posts

Err...if that kid passes can I get dipps on that brilliant idea...can even do 50/50 split ;p

LOL...hey @lukaluci listen to itchysack he really knows all about stuck nuts!

Also good advice....so listen up nice and good

haha nice guide

How, but how?? lmao that s funny as hell

Imagine the trapped being your balls. Lord have mercy.

Ha!? That is neat and not something you would see every day.

How does it happen.?

Again a nice post, thank you :)