When we get into an argument with two bouncers at the club and I tell my friend 'you take the one on the right'
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When we get into an argument with two bouncers at the club and I tell my friend 'you take the one on the right'
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I can imagine you doing this but I'm afraid to think what comes after that
I sure hope you have your chastity belt on
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i'll borrow my wife's and wear it backwards
Haha Conan O'brien is one of the great comedians!
Get ready to run.
That's what sidekicks are for
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ah glad to know i have a superhero body from the 60s
Reminds me of the old scout bear attack survival technique of tripping the person next to you while you run to safety.
so you sacrifice your friend while your sneak into the club, very ungentlemanly, make sure you take off your disguise once you get in
The Rewards Are Waiting Inside
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hmm unfortunately if i'm him it looks like I need to be on my friends shoulders and a trench coat as part of my disguise
Just have your friend throw himself at them
While they're occupied, you can finally get into the club
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ya need raiden from mortal kombat on my side
Your friend really thought it could take that bouncer....full marks for trying at least!
after a few drinks he thinks he can take on anyone
It seemed a fair fight
Unfortunately, this is the only move you know
Looks like the bouncer is enjoying it, though. You might be let in soon
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that's the only move i need, inside and outside the club
The guy on the left is just about to release.
bwahahah aim lower, you're totally missing the nipples!
That's why I bring my bigger sisters whenever there's a risk of a fight going down.
It helps that they know kung fu and have sword mastery
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she's got some hacks armor
All the flub is also good insulator.
The little one probably knows six ways to kill you in six seconds... like Yoda.
Funny though. They walk like the bouncers I know.
nah real life isn't like anime
the little guy's always weaker
Your words of encouragement to him, "Don't worry - the bigger they are, the...more you're... fucked."
Turns out the smaller one is stronger and knows Kung Fu.
funny i use the same line when I'm being his wingman inside
The only difference being, the pauses in that case are you admiring the assets.
@traf,
I think he (my friend) betrayed me in the last minute :D
Cheers~
I will simply nod and swing into action.
Wait.. my right, or your right? Btw @traf, last post would have scarred me for life had I viewed the gif. It would be like staring at Medusa and turning into stone, except it would be far more horrifying.
Regarding this post, I haven't seen something that lopsided since my wife's botched breast implants surgery.
sometimes you just need a little kiss.
even so be careful when you try it at the club
When your friend does what bouncer doesn’t expect
Lol, i immediately answer a friend, "No problem, bro, I do not care how much they will be" ha ha ha :D
And with the right was a professional :)) Lol.
Upvote and resteem done @traf
The cat following him...
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She obliged!? Boy, she's got bigger balls than us.
Yeah, and he ends up getting knocked the fuck out instantly, and the you get knocked out as well, because you couldn't take on 2 guys at once right? Blame the friend for not being able to fight!
When your friend see lot of hot chicks in club and can't concentrate to one 😝😝😝
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Gotta watch out for the little guys, a lot of pent up rage:
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nice post bro
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