Red Panda's baby was kidnapped! (Jim Shorts Reports)

in #funny7 years ago

Awwwwww. How cute.


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Oh man. I bet everyone was really worried about that headline. Sorry about that. Please don't worry. I meant this red Panda:




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This Red Panda is one of the most popular halftime show performers at basketball arenas around the U.S.

But wait. Isn't it still terrible her baby was kidnapped?

Well her "baby" is 30 years old.

And it's a 7 foot tall unicycle.

So yeah. Really nothing to see here. Sorry about that.

It seems that the unicycle disappeared from the San Francisco Airport.

Here is what her agent had to say about the situation according to KTVU:

"She’s heartbroken," her agent, Pat Figley of San Francisco-based Farallon Entertainment, told KTVU on Wednesday. "It’s like her baby was kidnapped. She’s had that unicycle for 30 years."

I would say that is a bit overdramatic but I've never felt the joy of riding a 7 foot tall unicycle. I hope she finds it.

http://www.ktvu.com/news/thief-swipes-7-foot-red-panda-acrobat-unicycle-from-sfo-2000-reward-offered