Meet Briberr: The new chinese ICO that aims to raise funds to bribe financial regulators to unban chinese ICOs

in #funny7 years ago (edited)

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In the morning of Beijing, the complex situation of the cryptosphere in China has taken a polemic turn when a group of Asian entrepreneurs announced via Twitter the launch of a new ICO, Briberr, which seeks to raise funds to corrupt the regulatory system in order to reverse the recent ban of ICOs in the country of Yao Ming.

Briberr's official spokesman, Chow Mien, told TNFT that the central idea behind the project is to demonstrate the ability of the ICO system to "make things move forward, no matter what. We will fight ignorance with corruption, thus making the cryptosphere benefit from the mathematical axiom that indicates that minus times minus is plus".

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The guy I'm really looking for, wink, is Mr. Bribe, wink, wink.

Asked if the minus times minus plan would not be as dangerous as using the One Ring against Sauron, Mien declared that "It may be... I don't know... To tell you the truth, I fell asleep in The Two Towers and then again in The return of the king. They were too long... I am more of a Harry Potter guy (laughs)... (screaming) WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA! (awkward silence)... Er, the important thing here is the transparency of our vision, our whitepaper and our roadmap".

The roadmap, a rushed .txt with serious formatting and grammar issues, raised some concerns among analysts, given it stipulates that, of all the proceeds, only 30% will be used to buy off regulators, while the remaining 70% will go to "travel expenses, miscellaneous arrangements, development of developmental developing (sic), acquisition of Lambos, islands and prostitutes ".

Unsurprisingly, the markets reacted favorably to this new project, which brings hope to unlock a difficult scenario in the country where people eat with chopsticks. Briberr's token, the Winkerr (WKR), was being future traded at 0.00002453 CANN at the time of this writing.

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