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Oh that is brilliant! Back in the day when we were at a college bar and knew we had zero chance of success, I'd walk up to a girl and say "I'm the king of nintendo". Never worked.... but it was fun to see some reactions.

hahahahaha
That gave me another one : " Hey ! I am King and looking for Kong "

LOL!!!!!

Dude if that one works, then you must be the best looking guy around.. or insanely rich!

I am gonna try it and update later ! :p

You're a brave man!

Ok, so I tried it! I didn't work
Her response was: So... That's it?

Lol!!!! But you didn't get slapped.

So you're saying I've got a chance...