Scene: I'm driving three kids (aged 5 - 8) to school.All are sitting in the back seat.

Derpina:

La la. la la la.

Umm. Puffin!

Yes Derpina?

Umm...Derp has poop in his ear.

Me:

Umm... Well..???Ok...Just look out the Window until we get there.

Looks out window.Quietly whispers:I never have poop in my ear

To this day I don't actually know if there was poop in his ear or not.

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