Can Having A Big....Erm...Asset... Be A BIGGER Problem? Be Careful What You Wish For!

in #funny8 years ago (edited)

Just seen something in the mirror (Online newspaper not my mirror as this post could get really wierd!) about a man who has an 18.9 inch ....I cant even say it... i'm blushing...well you know what i mean and he says it's ruining his life. Also he has the biggest.....asset.... in the world! What do you think about that ?

According to the mirror he lives on food banks as no one will employ him. Apparently the doctor thinks it may have been something to do with the fact that he was stretching "it" with weights when he was a teenager. 

There is a link to the video on the site. I haven't clicked it for fear of having it taking my eye out, but that's at your discretion.

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I know plenty of people that would like to have the chance to get a bigger............pay packet.

He can't have sexual relations as the thing is just too god damn big. He has refused to have it "downsized" and he never has sex because his girth is too big but he would like to be a porn star. Not sure how that would work. 

I should never have tried to imagine that!

I have a good role for him...it would work, and he would have more social life as he says he hasn't got much of one. Someone I know is in the same position. He has found friends and one special one that has bared his children.


Be careful what you wish for boys!

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