If you ever heard your teacher say at school that there was not a stupid question, and in fact you believed it, today you're going to have a big surprise. I hate to say it, but there are stupid questions.
Look, the human mind is a curious thing. He constantly wants to know what he does not know and therefore does so by issuing a question in the hope that someone else might satisfy his curiosity.
That's all good but do you know where the problem starts? When people start asking questions in the most obvious situations, the answers they already know, but they still want to show their silly sides to the world begging anyway.
We have all dealt with them and personally I have found that the best way to deal with these questions is to be sarcastic. I mean Dr. House's sarcastic level. Nothing less will do! Let me give you some examples of this and you will understand what I am saying.
Q: (After an accident) Are you okay?
A: Well, I do not know what to say John. My left leg is swollen, my right arm is bleeding and my face is all bruised. So, yes, I think I'm pretty good. In fact, I'm so good, I'm going to walk all the way to the hospital!
Q: (In the movies) Hey, what are you doing here?
A: I'm here to buy some supplies. Yes, I had little milk, eggs, some vegetables, and yes, I also needed to buy many drinks for this meeting tonight. What about you? Why are you here?
Q: (Climbing the stairs with something heavy, clearly struggling) Need Help?
A: No! I'm doing very well. Oh, all this sweat and quick breathing, it's just that I'm pretending to be tired. Let me pretend more, I'll talk to you here for 5 minutes with this incredibly "light" thing in my hand.
Q: (Knocking on the bathroom door while I'm taking a shower) Are you there?
A: No, I'm in the skirt asking for some things. Want something? Oh wait, the waiter says there's nothing for people asking stupid questions. I'm sorry mate. Do not blame me, blame the waiter!
Q: (Friend knocks on bathroom door) What are you doing?
A: I'm in a meeting with President Donald Trump, do not you have manners? I'm sorry, Mr. President. It will not happen again. So we were talking about China?
Q: (Call at 3 AM) Hello, are you awake? I woke you up?
A: No, man, do not worry about that! I am a vampire. I do not need sleep. Have you seen the Twilight films? If so. Actually, I came to see you sleeping. Have I revealed too much? (Hanging)
Q: (At the bus stop) Is the bus waiting for you?
A: No, I have some alien friends who will pick me up on their flying saucers at this place. The bus is too ordinary for me, you know. Fossil fuels and all that. Ah, here they come!
Q: (Earphones in the ear) Are you listening to music?
A: No, in fact, I'm getting instructions from the FBI. I'm on a secret mission and I'm undercover. Shhh If I tell you too much, I might have to kill you!
Q: (In the mall, after shopping) Would you like to bring a bag, sir?
A: Wait. Let me see if I can put these clothes in my pockets and these shoes in my back pocket. Oh no, unfortunately do not fit, so yes, I would like a carry bag, please!