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RE: Reading Comprehension and You: How to Avoid Looking Like an Idiot

in #funny7 years ago

Mr. Himself, Macaroni salad is MERDA is it supposed to be an Italian dish? You really deserve bathtub food then?
Come on, you teach me golf, I make you eat nice food =)
(I'm in a coffeeshop and people are talking about Trump and Goldman Sach at the table beside auhauhauha)

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Thank you for teaching me how to say Shit in Italian! You've earned one free golf lesson and a chance to make me a sandwich!

You want Prosciutto e formaggio semipiccante or salame e formaggio dolce?

Both. Just put it all in there. I haven't had a decent meal in weeks. Even a slice of bread is good. Anything. Please! I'm dying of macaroni salad disease. It hurts!

After all, you deserve some suffering for violation of Italian food.

I didn't make it! I just stir it! Honest! :)

If there is ever a new steemfest and we can manage to meet, I'll cook for you. Honest!

Just warn me ahead of time if you're putting any of your advanced ingredients in there.