Dear @artist1989,
AWSOME! I LOVED YOUR POST! THE UNIVERSE LOVES US ALL!
Extremely funny... I think you got them all. I would also add the "google translate" comment that's from a country with a not yet well-developed dictionary... it leaves you scracthing your head, thinking "I wonder what that MEANS?" Perhaps they are a special variation of "WTF."
There's also the rare version of (usually) the genuine comment which I call "Wall of Text." Somebody writes about 500 words, but it's all one long sentence with no paragraphs... and it's almost impossible to read, but you really want to give it an upvote because the author tried SO hard, and GAAAH!
Please check also my recent post here, please follow, resteem and upvote: https://steemit.com/@rondras/the-5-2-fast-diet-a-self-experiment
PS: I missed out one comment type I think - can you spot which one ;-)
And sorry @denmarkguy for copying your post... I hope you do not mind!
Unless I'm missing it - The "Highschool Essay Comment" is missing lol.
My example: "Nice post! I like comments and think we need more of them in the world because there are so many different types. Thanks for the descriptions!" :)
Absolutely right, well spotted, this one was missing but somewhat difficult to integrate together with the Copy Paste part ;-)