TROLLING FOR DOLLARS(CYBER CURRENCY)

I AM NOT A TROLL! My wife said I should be more careful about my rants and posts. She said I might get a reputation for being an ogre. Huh? What on earth...? She meant troll. I had heard the term but did not know really what it meant. Wikipedia: In Internet slang, a troll (/troʊl, trɒl/) is a person who sows discord on the Internet by starting quarrels or upsetting people, by posting inflammatory,[1] extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community (such as a newsgroup, forum, chat room, or blog) with the intent of provoking readers into an emotional response[2] or of otherwise disrupting normal, on-topic discussion,[3] often for the troll's amusement.
Well, I am not amused, but I did feel better after last night's rant . Also, I AM NOT AN ANIMAL! Although, I did drag my butt on the carpet once. While not amused, I did feel better afterwards.