funny story /09

in #funny7 years ago (edited)

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An employee bought a gift hat when his boss birthday. Unfortunately wrong, wrapped up in panties. Whereas in the greeting card written: "Sir, if dipake hair out a little bit, well cool."

Do not marry Telkom people, every 3 minutes break. Do not marry same Dentist, out shaken immediately revoked. Better to marry with Teacher, if less satisfied can be repeated until complete.
You're on my stomach, I do not like it. You're tilted, I'm confused. You're on your back, I go in, you kujepit, we collide, oohhh .... my flip-flops.

Condoms protest to softex: when lu again dipake, my sales drop 7 days.
Softex replied: Akh! Just 7 days, if you leak once, my sales stagnate 9 months tau ...!

A girl reports to the police station, that she has been raped 5x by a grandfather. Grandpa's confession in front of the police only 1x only, while the rest only refill .... !!

The elephant asked the camel, "Ta, it's funny! How could you grow on your back? "
The camel got angry and replied, "Ngaca first, why can your titit grow in advance?"

Naked girls take a taxi, taxi driver was glaring. The girl fumed, "Never look naked people, what!"
The taxi driver replied, "I'm just confused you'll spend money from where?"

If hard to enter because of weakness, lick first tip. If already tense, enter, if already entered, pull again. Happy sewing, yes!

There is a king, kimpoi with 5 sisters brothers. Her name is Maribu, Marika, Marice, Marila, and Marina. If the king calls all of them:
MARIBUKACELANA, all here ....
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A guy flirts, there are 9 qualities that I salute you, namely: Creative, Ambitious, Attractive, Pinter, Reactive, Energetic, Skilled, Lively & Nosy.