Disclaimer: There are bums who are good people or just had really bad luck. This post targets the 99% who are not.
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These little fucking wankers keep approaching me at gas stations
Bums are grade A piece of shit scumbags. I’ve had to slam on my brakes more times than I can count because some high-as-fuck dickstrangler wanders out in the road in front of my vehicle. He then nonchalantly tweaks his way to the other side nearly causing 15 more accidents.
Why do some bums wander around high as fuck? Why do some of them jack off into their hand and throw it at you? There are many different variables…
Let’s talk about variable types:
Strings: They are multiple characters meant to be returned exactly as type. You can’t add them, and they come between apostrophes. An example:
Integers: These are whole numbers. If you don’t know what a whole number is, you’re well on your way to becoming a fucking bum.
Float: This is a number with a decimal place. 1 in an integer. 1.0 is a float.
Great news, you can multiply strings by integers.
That’s a lot of sad, lonely, gas pump raping. 3 is a string, so it gets printed 10 times. If you wanted to multiply those numbers, you’d make both of those fuckers integers.
The moral of the story: every time you smell car exhaust, you’re huffing bum sperm