A nun went to her gynecologist for a regular exam.
After a short check the doctor said: Sister, you are pregnant!
Nun: This can't be right? Are you absolutely sure?!
Doctor: Yes ... you are in 4th month!!
Nun was furious and almost runs back to the monastery.
She crashed into the refectory and yells:
WHICH ONE OF YOU WAS JERKING ON THE CANDLES ?!?!?!!

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