I had a dream last night that was so funny I had to share it. I actually woke up laughing.
The dream started on a night out in a trendy nightclub and I got chatting to this lovely woman at the bar. We hit it off and had a great night in the club, chatting, dancing and smooching.
After the nightclub we agreed to get a taxi back to mine and continue the fun there. After an hour or so of good fun she said she was hungry and could I get her something to eat. I was hungry myself and agreed to make a sandwich.
I went to the fridge and found 3 slices of bread, 2 slices of ham, 1 slice of cheese and some butter. After checking a few cupboards I realized I had no other food in the house.
I walked into the sitting room and told her she would have to get her coat and leave.
I woke up and just started laughing straight away. It's probably something I would do LOL :)