Wow! Where to begin!

The first part was a joke, the second part was a joke, the third part was a joke, the fourth part was a joke and if there was a fifth part, that's a joke too! LOL!

It's all good. Nobody broke up with me, that was just a lame-ass joke and since I knew a line like that would attract eyes, I used that first.

It's just a regular day though and I think you'll be able to figure out what the means once you read the comments.