Hey! Thanks for the compliments. I'm actually trying to learn spanish. I think I'm nearly fluent. Check this out(pardon me if I make an embarrassing error).
~Clears Throat~
El queso tiene la vagina sucia y un duende me hizo almorzar para el desayuno.
See! I think I'm ready to order a meal at a fancy restaurant in your country now!
Rolf! Did you know that's not allowed to trip on acid in fancy restaurants?
It's not? Shit! Hey! Check this out, I've been practicing more.
~Clears Throat~
Entonces, ¿cómo está el burro? Me gustaría que sean prostitutas de sopa el jueves. Parece que no puedo contener mi erección, pero me gusta el café con crema y cocaína.
It's getting better! Right!
Yep but "como está el burro" is a mistake, you have to say "como está maduro". It's an elegant way to say the same thing. Same as " café con crema y cocaína", you should say "café con leche y perico" Keep working, your are doing great!
Thank you so much for your teachings!
So, I played that prank on everyone once before. If you ever have a moment and would enjoy some more humor, read this one.
This Man Has Finally Discovered How to Learn a New Language for Free