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RE: Can A Thunderstorm Electrocute My Balls If My Laptop Is On My Lap?

in #funny6 years ago

Better safe than sorry. Hard hats, steel toes, pink dresses; it's all the same. P.P.E. Don't leave home without it.

Insurance claims.

"What happened?"

I was struck by lightning.

"Were you wearing your pink dress?"

No.

"Sorry, we can't help you."

Awe.

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Start buying all your shirts two sizes too big. The bagginess puts you safely into a grey area. If your shirt is large enough to be a dress, it becomes an issue of comparative negligence. There is a personal injury lawyer ad on the laptop you just got electrocuted by, ready to take your case.