My dog once came galloping out of the trees shaking a woodchuck in his shepard jaws, I yelled at him and he dropped it- but ol' woody was now suffering when I should have just let Shadow finish the job, quick snap of the neck...I thought I should put it out of its misery, but I was too much of a girl so I ended up making my little brother bash its head with a rock.
Thanks for bringing back such a traumatic memory Mr. Himself!
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
I don't think I have ever seen an answer to this lifelong question. Have you? I also now have YOU to thank for getting that rhyme into my head for the next 4 hours........
No, you're right. It's the same as color and colour though. Both are correct.
That comment... I spoke of my experience but I know damn well nearly everyone who's producing actual content is sick of being upstaged by ads. Who tunes in to the commercial channel on television? Why do we have ad blockers? Imagine what Youtube would be today if all they did was put ads front and center instead of offering everyone the skip button. They made DVR so people could fast forward through commercials on television. How much more backwards can it get here? That's my biggest pet peeve if not my ONLY pet peeve with this place. The ads (which is EVERY post that uses bots, regardless of content) hold everyone back.
Yeah I used to get super excited for my dtube friends when i saw a big figure and thought a whale gave them a big upvote, then i realized it was botted haha.
Thanks for the clarification with Mr. As well. #SteemOn
I used the funny tag, so of course after a bit of time I check my standings on the funny trending page. I get so fucking depressed. The stuff high above me is rarely actually funny, no comments or conversation, huge fake rewards. The same thing happens with art. Before the bots, I was in the top five highest paid producers of art posts on the entire platform, all time. I worked so hard for that. The instant bots came, I lost all momentum. I've just been clawing at the same wall ever since and it's been devastating. Most of the artists who bumped my work down in the past, they're gone. They didn't even make money here. They just stole the show and made someone else money. Most of the artists I used to try to support with votes also quit because they also lost all momentum. It's been frustrating watching this happen and most days, even though things go well, I feel like I'm not even welcome here.
It's unique. I know. I expect things to be a bit of struggle because of that. I could easily switch up and write your typical blog post and use the free to use images like everyone else. I don't like blending in though. I noticed you do some of the same things as me. Your covers for instance. Always bright, flashy. That's smart.
By covers I hope u mean thumbnails, cause I don't sing haha.
Your blogs always are entertaining and I dig how u screw with the format and break 4th walls all the time. All the best mate, lemme know if you're at steemfest this year. Would love to meet up in person.
I want that woodchuck video narrator's voice. It's one of those voices that can make anything sound like serious business, even a video about Canadian wildlife.
When I worked in retail, I recall being reprimanded about how I wouldn't "get anywhere in the company" with my attitude. This was toward the end of a (very) deliberately temporary working arrangement.
It was one of those times when I thought of a great retort a couple hours later but it was too late. Not to be robbed of my opportunity, I decided to lie in future tellings of the story and say that I actually said something like: "I sure as hell hope not."
So, that's what I did. Yep. I didn't mumble a half-assed apology and drop whatever complaint I was pursuing. I stood right there and I delivered that line, exactly like that. Then, the entire place burst out into applause. The manager burst into tears and quit his job, and my fellow labourers hoisted me upon their shoulders and declared me their god-monarch.
Retail is tough and there's always that manager on a power trip who will gladly put their lack of common sense on display, daily.
Wow, your experience reminds me of the time I ordered a coffee with one cream, and they gave me a coffee with no cream. I yelled, made a big scene like a normal person, everyone apologized to me, quit their jobs, and put ME in charge. I sold that business the next day and bought a skyscraper.
Thanks, you're right. I am starting and sometimes I stay in the air without knowing if what I want to write will like others, and I have seen that some write about nothing in reality. I love your style.
You can do whatever you want here. Not everyone will like what you do. That's life though, so don't worry about them. I wrote as Mr. Himself today. A character I created. It's really no different than someone creating their on camera persona with the smiles and upbeat personality. We all know people act differently behind the scenes. Everyone creates characters. Like I said though, you can do whatever you want.
This reminds me of that one time I was working as a grocery stocker. The grocery manager took me into his office one night and was like,
Listen to me, @nuthman. (He said it just like that) I've noticed you working really hard around here. When I was your age, I was like you. I just want to ask you one question. How much money do you think I make, son.
I stared at him for like 2 minutes, and then threw out a figure. $25K per year?
Then he looked back at me with a really serious face. After a long pause he replied HIGHER!
So then I said, I dunno.. $28?
Finally his face turned red and he blurted out angrily: $38k!!! I make $38K per year son. And I just wanted to let you know that I am promoting you to manager of frozen foods. I think after about 15 years of hard work and dedication, you could be where I am today boy. Here is your new badge. Now get out there and show me what your worth! And don't piss off your new underling, she's on her period!
I shit you not, this is exactly how the convo went down.
In life, long ago, I was the I don't really give a shit, just do a good job and try not to make my life shitty kind of manager. I got bored of that career though, a few years ago. Blew my retirement savings on living, enjoyed some time off when most at that age are just getting started.
Yeah, I have been working from home for the past 10 years or so. My only fear is having to go work for someone again. I would join a buddhist monestary before going back to that life again!
I am really sick of working. Maybe I just won't do it anymore. Like the guy on office space.
Rumor has it that there are courses one can buy that share Steem secrets to riches. They are super secret though which is why you has to buy de course to know what dey is. Seeing as I like your posts, I will tell you a couple of de secrets, but they're just between us.
*looks around nervously to make sure no one can hear...
You buy lots of Steem and then you send them to these other accounts that are robots. These robots then give you most of your Steem back (cause they like you for sending them all that Steem) and then when people who don't know what is going on see all that money on your post they think you are super cool. Everyone wants to be around someone that is super cool, so they will follow you and vote for you. It doesn't matter that they have dust votes because so many dust votes add up to a real vote and before you know it for a hundred, two hundred Steem you start getting like .04 or maybe even .05 dust votes accumulated, well on your way to riches.
Don't tell no one though, this information is so powerful only a select few who buy the courses know about it. And us.
that's a very cool secret, hey!
"dust votes" of "super cool guys" :D
pardon for being politically incorrect:
this sort of "secret techniques" rather associates with ...
some sort of "selfie" (i.e. autofellatio)
or a "bleisure" = business + pleasure. LOL
As a former cart pusher i would like to refute a very do-gooder assumption that after you take your groceries out to your car that it's good manners to return the cart to the front of the store. THIS IS TOTALLY WRONG - sorry for yelling. Let me explain that as a former cart pusher being out in the parking lot pushing around carts is far better than being inside the store risking life and limb putting groceries in a bag for customers. If you've ever put the milk on top of the bread in the bag you will understand when the customer returns and takes your head off for for allegedly smashing the bread in the previously mentioned bag with the suspected milk. So save your boxboy and leave the carts outside please ; )
That's true. People should know it's always best to leave carts all over the parking lot, as far away from the cart corrals as possible. If you refuse to do that, you're refusing to feed someone who needs a job and they might also have kittens who could go without food.
Some people don't learn as fast as others. That's normal. Take your time. Practice. Do all that happy friendly stuff people say when you suck at things. It'll be all good eventually.
Obviously, I'll have to try for two more years because something ain't right here. Oh! That's why! I should be writing nuls ads! Those are so hot right now!
I contacted the Canadian Wildlife Service in Ottawa to complain about the lack of information about how to write good in that video. You're a pretty decent teacher but for the zero dollars I spent to take this class I would have expected a lot more information.
I love talking about woodchucks. How many trending posts would a woodchuck write if a woodchuck could write posts? I think a woodchuck would write well over 1000 trending posts if a woodchuck could write posts. That being said I think a woodchuck could potentially succeed over all people on steemit if a woodchuck could chuck posts like it does wood. Unfortunately, for the woodchuck to write tending posts the woodchuck would need to still be alive. Pretty sure I ran over it with my car last week.
My dog once came galloping out of the trees shaking a woodchuck in his shepard jaws, I yelled at him and he dropped it- but ol' woody was now suffering when I should have just let Shadow finish the job, quick snap of the neck...I thought I should put it out of its misery, but I was too much of a girl so I ended up making my little brother bash its head with a rock.
Thanks for bringing back such a traumatic memory Mr. Himself!
You're welcome and thanks for contributing to Woodchuck Heaven.
ahahahahahahaha, you all so sick
How many woodchucks, could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Twelve. :)
...
3. Fix your fuck ups.
...
Well,
Yeah, that's it.
Well, not good.
You expected an actual comment after the well? What do you think this is, reddit?
We don't do actual content here, be it in posts or in comments.
By the way, I may need some help with Step 4
Also, if they want to learn something, they should just go here.
ACDC, eh? not too bad, though there are better.
and how much is substitute teacher pay?
and why am I still writing?
You didn't raise your hand first.
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
I don't think I have ever seen an answer to this lifelong question. Have you? I also now have YOU to thank for getting that rhyme into my head for the next 4 hours........
DAMIT JIM! Ohhph's wrong show......... :D
thanks for the laugh!
Based on forty hour work week, the answer is twelve.
Thanks for laughing at me!
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
...
Duh!
But yeah, you could try posting the question on musing to see if you get any good answers, just be warned: I may do it first.
I saw your comment on Joe's video and it's made this post even better and I appreciate u a lot more. Stay classy, Mr Himself.
Also I was under the impression that Mr doesn't need a full stop. Am I wrong?
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No, you're right. It's the same as color and colour though. Both are correct.
That comment... I spoke of my experience but I know damn well nearly everyone who's producing actual content is sick of being upstaged by ads. Who tunes in to the commercial channel on television? Why do we have ad blockers? Imagine what Youtube would be today if all they did was put ads front and center instead of offering everyone the skip button. They made DVR so people could fast forward through commercials on television. How much more backwards can it get here? That's my biggest pet peeve if not my ONLY pet peeve with this place. The ads (which is EVERY post that uses bots, regardless of content) hold everyone back.
Yeah I used to get super excited for my dtube friends when i saw a big figure and thought a whale gave them a big upvote, then i realized it was botted haha.
Thanks for the clarification with Mr. As well. #SteemOn
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I used the funny tag, so of course after a bit of time I check my standings on the funny trending page. I get so fucking depressed. The stuff high above me is rarely actually funny, no comments or conversation, huge fake rewards. The same thing happens with art. Before the bots, I was in the top five highest paid producers of art posts on the entire platform, all time. I worked so hard for that. The instant bots came, I lost all momentum. I've just been clawing at the same wall ever since and it's been devastating. Most of the artists who bumped my work down in the past, they're gone. They didn't even make money here. They just stole the show and made someone else money. Most of the artists I used to try to support with votes also quit because they also lost all momentum. It's been frustrating watching this happen and most days, even though things go well, I feel like I'm not even welcome here.
You are welcome but then again I find your stuff super unique so it may be harder for you to connect to niches.
Damn these bots to hell. I wanna get to rep level 70 all natural, baby
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It's unique. I know. I expect things to be a bit of struggle because of that. I could easily switch up and write your typical blog post and use the free to use images like everyone else. I don't like blending in though. I noticed you do some of the same things as me. Your covers for instance. Always bright, flashy. That's smart.
By covers I hope u mean thumbnails, cause I don't sing haha.
Your blogs always are entertaining and I dig how u screw with the format and break 4th walls all the time. All the best mate, lemme know if you're at steemfest this year. Would love to meet up in person.
I want that woodchuck video narrator's voice. It's one of those voices that can make anything sound like serious business, even a video about Canadian wildlife.
When I worked in retail, I recall being reprimanded about how I wouldn't "get anywhere in the company" with my attitude. This was toward the end of a (very) deliberately temporary working arrangement.
It was one of those times when I thought of a great retort a couple hours later but it was too late. Not to be robbed of my opportunity, I decided to lie in future tellings of the story and say that I actually said something like: "I sure as hell hope not."
So, that's what I did. Yep. I didn't mumble a half-assed apology and drop whatever complaint I was pursuing. I stood right there and I delivered that line, exactly like that. Then, the entire place burst out into applause. The manager burst into tears and quit his job, and my fellow labourers hoisted me upon their shoulders and declared me their god-monarch.
It was a good day.
Retail is tough and there's always that manager on a power trip who will gladly put their lack of common sense on display, daily.
Wow, your experience reminds me of the time I ordered a coffee with one cream, and they gave me a coffee with no cream. I yelled, made a big scene like a normal person, everyone apologized to me, quit their jobs, and put ME in charge. I sold that business the next day and bought a skyscraper.
Thanks, you're right. I am starting and sometimes I stay in the air without knowing if what I want to write will like others, and I have seen that some write about nothing in reality. I love your style.
You can do whatever you want here. Not everyone will like what you do. That's life though, so don't worry about them. I wrote as Mr. Himself today. A character I created. It's really no different than someone creating their on camera persona with the smiles and upbeat personality. We all know people act differently behind the scenes. Everyone creates characters. Like I said though, you can do whatever you want.
This reminds me of that one time I was working as a grocery stocker. The grocery manager took me into his office one night and was like,
Listen to me, @nuthman. (He said it just like that) I've noticed you working really hard around here. When I was your age, I was like you. I just want to ask you one question. How much money do you think I make, son.
I stared at him for like 2 minutes, and then threw out a figure. $25K per year?
Then he looked back at me with a really serious face. After a long pause he replied HIGHER!
So then I said, I dunno.. $28?
Finally his face turned red and he blurted out angrily: $38k!!! I make $38K per year son. And I just wanted to let you know that I am promoting you to manager of frozen foods. I think after about 15 years of hard work and dedication, you could be where I am today boy. Here is your new badge. Now get out there and show me what your worth! And don't piss off your new underling, she's on her period!
I shit you not, this is exactly how the convo went down.
In life, long ago, I was the I don't really give a shit, just do a good job and try not to make my life shitty kind of manager. I got bored of that career though, a few years ago. Blew my retirement savings on living, enjoyed some time off when most at that age are just getting started.
Yeah, I have been working from home for the past 10 years or so. My only fear is having to go work for someone again. I would join a buddhist monestary before going back to that life again!
I am really sick of working. Maybe I just won't do it anymore. Like the guy on office space.
That dude from Office Space is my hero.
hehe Yeah, Peter rocks.
Did you know that an adult woodchuck may weigh up to 17 pounds? I didn't before reading this post.
Got your moneys worth. That's good!
Rumor has it that there are courses one can buy that share Steem secrets to riches. They are super secret though which is why you has to buy de course to know what dey is. Seeing as I like your posts, I will tell you a couple of de secrets, but they're just between us.
*looks around nervously to make sure no one can hear...
You buy lots of Steem and then you send them to these other accounts that are robots. These robots then give you most of your Steem back (cause they like you for sending them all that Steem) and then when people who don't know what is going on see all that money on your post they think you are super cool. Everyone wants to be around someone that is super cool, so they will follow you and vote for you. It doesn't matter that they have dust votes because so many dust votes add up to a real vote and before you know it for a hundred, two hundred Steem you start getting like .04 or maybe even .05 dust votes accumulated, well on your way to riches.
Don't tell no one though, this information is so powerful only a select few who buy the courses know about it. And us.
Your secret is safe with me. I look forward to duping people into thinking I am Mr. Big-Deal. This is going to be great!
that's a very cool secret, hey!
"dust votes" of "super cool guys" :D
pardon for being politically incorrect:
this sort of "secret techniques" rather associates with ...
some sort of "selfie" (i.e. autofellatio)
or a "bleisure" = business + pleasure. LOL
As a former cart pusher i would like to refute a very do-gooder assumption that after you take your groceries out to your car that it's good manners to return the cart to the front of the store. THIS IS TOTALLY WRONG - sorry for yelling. Let me explain that as a former cart pusher being out in the parking lot pushing around carts is far better than being inside the store risking life and limb putting groceries in a bag for customers. If you've ever put the milk on top of the bread in the bag you will understand when the customer returns and takes your head off for for allegedly smashing the bread in the previously mentioned bag with the suspected milk. So save your boxboy and leave the carts outside please ; )
That's true. People should know it's always best to leave carts all over the parking lot, as far away from the cart corrals as possible. If you refuse to do that, you're refusing to feed someone who needs a job and they might also have kittens who could go without food.
Save the kitties!!
Or go to hell!
I'm glad i was smart enough to pay hookie today!!! I guess its the LCP life for me!!
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Always remember to check the wheels and report any discrepancies to your LCP.
Hahhahah!! If noone reports the wheels someone is gonna lose their job!!
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Cart pushing or 3 months of mating of the wood chuck. Hmmm Choices!
Three months is a long time for a woodchuck.
I bet I saw the woodchuck video when it was first released...
Nearly every Canadian saw that damn video at least three times in a day, everyday, for years.
I'm pretty sure I know the ruffed grouse one by heart.
I thought about using the beaver one.
Step 3 always gets me. I'm not up to step 5 yet though I'm working on it XD
Some people don't learn as fast as others. That's normal. Take your time. Practice. Do all that happy friendly stuff people say when you suck at things. It'll be all good eventually.
Write something every day?!?
For two years!?!
This is madness!!!
Two years...
Minimum!
Obviously, I'll have to try for two more years because something ain't right here. Oh! That's why! I should be writing nuls ads! Those are so hot right now!
They, are where it's at. I mean they just have to be, I read it!!
Maybe Mr. Himself should go over there and teach them all about what happens to the songs on the radio that get overplayed.
Nah, fuck it. They're on their own.
Let them sink. As they most certainly will!
It's cruel and unusual punishment.
Ban the keyboard and save the kitties!
How to write NSFW post...
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Have you ever seen my Dick Pick?
When the contents of that post are googled, I got that one up to page three.
Haha That's some name! I once worked for a Ben Gay. His driveway said " Gays my name but gays not my way".😂
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I contacted the Canadian Wildlife Service in Ottawa to complain about the lack of information about how to write good in that video. You're a pretty decent teacher but for the zero dollars I spent to take this class I would have expected a lot more information.
Thanks. I've updated my review of your class from one star to two stars.
I wish jerry 2.0 would read and understand your post xD
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I love talking about woodchucks. How many trending posts would a woodchuck write if a woodchuck could write posts? I think a woodchuck would write well over 1000 trending posts if a woodchuck could write posts. That being said I think a woodchuck could potentially succeed over all people on steemit if a woodchuck could chuck posts like it does wood. Unfortunately, for the woodchuck to write tending posts the woodchuck would need to still be alive. Pretty sure I ran over it with my car last week.
What the would fuck what?
Really, 2 years or more! Shit, I've only been here 190 days and I've probably missed posting for half of those.
Ah fuck it, I'll go and watch that thing about woodchucks again. I might learn some interesting shit I can write about.
Thanks for another hilarious post Mr @nonameslefttouse Himself. 👍
You better study those woodchucks. The big test is tomorrow.
You're welcome!
'The BIG TEST' Oh no... now I'm nervous!
Umm... I might be away Sir, I think I feel gastroenteritis coming on.
Shit it out and be here on time!
Write a what? Get some coffee, man.
Nobody tells Mr. Himself to get the coffee! What do I look like! Someone who gets coffee for people?!?!
Well, now that you ask ...
Never mind.
Get some for yourself. You sound like you need it.
That brings back memories..
Only a Canadian knows what you mean by that. LOL!
I like your style.
Oh my god! A talking lion!
Meow
A single meme or photo is enough to called it a day on Steemit. Easy to post everyday, lifelong! 😉
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