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Over the summer there was a snake in the yard as he was mowing the lawn. Somehow he hopped the fence, was on the back porch cracking a beer and saying, "Nope. Not going out there again," all before the kill switch stopped the engine on the lawn mower. To this day I have no idea how he moved so fast without hurting himself. LOL I would definitely get trampled.

Bwhahahaha! I can't stop laughing!! I think in pictures and the more I think, the more I see your very tall husband flying over the fence hat going the other way and the lawnmower doing circles around a snake!!

That probably wouldn't be too far off! He's such a toon. LOL


My dad says he heard him screaming and that my brother had run through the house before he heard the bike fall in the back yard.
I can just picture my brother with the goggles and cape. LOL!My dad came home from shopping years ago. My brother @ollie7 was about 9 at the time (buck teeth, ears and knees stage). He had a cape and swimming goggles on, riding his bike around the house. Everytime he passed he shouted: 'Hi dad, bye dad! I'm the man without the identity!' On the last round a snake had had enough of the 'man without the identity' and spit at him.