perks of being a GIRL in a third world country!!

i am a proud proud girl, in fact a woman, in fact a married woman responsible for a whole grown up man who is not my kid!yup my husband!!!! we live in an apparently third world country with first class amenities. we have money, like an okay amount and nothing is actually wrong right now, in fact its a smooth sailing.
Now don't get me wrong, third world country has some issues but its not famine, not bombs, not burqa clad women and sword yielding bearded nincompoops. the issues are of more material value better job, better lifestyle, better lips ;)
being a woman is a superior thingy. we've been called the fairer gender, i don't know what that is suppose to imply, fair as in just or fair as in the complexion. kher coming back to our original point, there are a lot of perks being a girl in a third world country. Here people don't believe in feminism, they believe in giving an edge to women over men except when it comes to paying them! i don't have to wait in line for an atm, i automatically get the first slot. the same is when i'm getting groceries, i magically get help from everywhere.
my countrymen aren't that bad, just looking at my PM!!:)