Three Whales - A Joke

in #funny8 years ago

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I know we like the whale talk on steemit! So...

I was drinking in a bar the other night and overheard three very large women talking. Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello there! Are you three lassies from Scotland?"

One of them angrily screeched at me, "Its Wales you bloody idiot, Wales!!"

So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?"

And thats the last thing I remember.

Ba' doom... Tsh.

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Lol!!!

And there it is - ba dum tss!! :0)



Haha, love it!

Haha!!! Good one Sir:)

Nice post

Cheers mate

Okay my friend happy with your post as nice

I have never heard that one. Thank you. Seriously thank you. That was hilarious!!!

Hehe, glad you liked. A never heard before joke is always the best!

Amazing.
Great post.
Good luck.!!
@meesterboom

Cheers mate, good luck to you too!!!

Hahaha!!! Ba'doom..tsh, that is some of the best sound effects ever!

It's great isn't it. I do it quite often after done of our jokes I'll tell you!!

How long were you out for?

Long enough to learn the error of my ways!

lol
I'm sorry for your "Ba'doom", but you make me laugh :D

Hehe, Cheers lass!!!

I think you can also write some funny rhymes about this story :D

I am overdue a poem actually. I will have to get my rhyming hat on :0)

LOL... cannot decide if you were drunk when you are trying to be funny.

Weeeeeelll. It's funny you should say that!!! Perhaps!! ;0)

And I was like... Ah ok, I'll read it... And then... :D

Well that a relief!! :0D

Congrats, @meesterboom! Nice details.

ROFLMAO
Whale, on that note I'm off to bed. :P

Hehe, as did I!

If you need a chuckle you might want to visit my latest post. I'm in a somewhat maniacal insomnia rage. There is butt barking and poo involved.

I could never resist something that sounds so delightful!! As soon as i get breakfast or if the way for my little lady i will be on it!! (It's mother's day here, i am attempting to be nice!)

Happy Mother's Day to meessusboom. :)

Har! That would be a great user name!!

Ba' doom... Tsh.

I know it's the sound of percussion after a joke, but one could argue that it could also be the sound of the whales (excuse me, lassies) pounding on you hahaha! Too funny, dude! :D

Aargh, my eyes at such horror!!!

When in doubt, Meesterboom!

Indeed!!! ;0)

Nice one, you can be glad you can still remember something, you could have been killed!! LOL

Lol, gotta live on the edge! ;0)

Excellent, just excellent!