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     6 years ago  

    Oh my god! That kitten is trapped in a tree.
    Stand back, Ma'am. I know what to do!

    Oh my god! We're out of coffee!
    Fear not! I have just the thing.

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     6 years ago  

    Hahahaha!! Oh man, that made me laugh, I am as rough as a Badger's chuff and it cut right through.

    I'm off to show the good lady my penis

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     6 years ago  

    The neighbors are noisy. I think I'll go quiet them down with something.

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     6 years ago  

    It's a kindness

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