Obviously the answer is: force choke dimwits.

No dudes I am not your "Uber" driver.

Unfortunately, I can't do that all the time. When we were big into cloning, I could do that as much as I liked. I had an endless supply of bucket heads to entertain me. But its a different story now. On top of that, thanks to my executive assistant Vera (who is to my soul what a bacta tank is to my body) instituting the kill jar, I can barely afford to kill one tenth of the dip wads who deserve it. Although now with the price of steem jumping a little, I can afford to kill approximately 34% more!

I have written about my interests before, but I just discovered a new one.

Stealing books from younglings!

Have you ever tried it? It is exhilarating! I haven't felt this alive since I had legs... and a wife.

Check this out.

Come on little Jimmy you can do it! No you can't. Doofus.

That little idiot is pulling so hard. I am barely exerting any of my god-like strength at all. It's so cute how he keeps trying and trying. Every once in a while I pushed it toward him just a bit so he had a glimmer of hope that he could keep it. Then I'd crush that stupid kid's hope like the little bugs crawling all over my old master's cloak after I smoked him.

Look at that woman next to him. She is laughing right in his face too. Is she helping him? Of course not. Why? Because its freaking hilarious to destroy the feelings of younglings. Everyone knows that. But we all know even if it weren't funny, she'd still be laughing. Oh how I cherish women! As I have mentioned before, every woman is attracted to me. They find my power a huge turn on. Even the ones who say they aren't attracted to me either don't know it yet or are liars. This one is just trying to impress me.

Look at that guy in the back. He is looking at that stack of books in front of me and saying, "Damn. That powerful guy knows how to crush a kid. Man I wish I could be like him."

Well he can't. He sucks. I don't.

But that is nothing. See that shelf behind him? Empty right? Know why?