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Did you cut Luke's hand because he didn't knew how to count.

He can still count to 5...

And all you need is to be able to count to 2.

Are you good at mathematics? @lordvader

I am good at everything.

You were good to Padme?

Great! Then give us your thoughts on the Tezos fundraiser. It is the time to strike or just another rebel trap to steal all of our bitcoins? I like the sound of the Tezos' programming language, OCaml. That sounds like real desert power to me. However, it's equipped with parametric polymorphism and type inference and I'm still trying to figure what that means. Where's a mentat when you need one?

:))) are you sure :))

Hello! Good post! Look at this post is my art, @ausbitbank and at the same time the comment that left you

https://steemit.com/drawing/@andrianna/darth-vader-star-wars-especially-for-you-my-star-friends-steemit

Thank you for honoring me. Here is a reward.

Ha ha :) do not forget to reply @ausbitbank
So he is not upset :)

I was waiting for your article from a number of days, enjoyed a lot in last post about you crashing poloniex, and I think that was No. 1 on steemit trending post for a while, that's why I noticed it.
I was thinking that you would have made a post on yesterdays market crash, about how you have used your evil powers to reduce the prices of all the cryptos to make our lives miserable, but leave it for another time, I enjoyed you being no. 2 a lot. Try to post more frequently. I was waiting for your humor filled post.

Thank you. I am limited by your planet's technology. Sometimes transmissions are delayed due to your primitive technology.

Well, We are trying our best, If we could develop the system To transmit messages to you based on Blockchain Technology, Maybe You would not face that problem again.

I will not hold my breath... because I can't. A machine breathes for me and I am unable to stop it.

Hahahaha.

But Star Wars IV was 1st?

back then, true

Yes. Even reading that is causing me to shake my head in disbelief.

Star Wars the 1st was probably first. But I hear #4 was #1, silly humans right?

hahaha I'm not sure if I am going to regret following you, Darth, but I need something to brighten my days.

I assure you that you will not regret doing anything that involves me.

lord lover <3

Be careful what you ask for. Counting leads to reading, which leads to new ideas. Next thing you know, the outer planets don't want to build your Death Star on that schedule. Cost overruns, constant rework of the cooling system and trash compactors that don't compact add up to big problems with the Emperor.

You seem to understand my idiot boss quite well. I understand that normally knowledge is power... but I have the Force so in this case Vader is power. Actually in every case Vader is power.

ummm... I think he is holding up four fingers and a thumb. Did I count that right?
....
lol.
hgd!
namaste!

That is one interpretation. You may be the smartest of your kind.

A wise Man once said Nothing. ...I am not that wise Man.....
thanks for not stepping on me! oh great one!
live long and prosper!
:-)

Oh. I get it now.

Not sure if you're my father or not, but I do know whose father you really are. Your inflated sense of self-importance and absolute supremacy reveals everything.

Trump is your son.

I get it now.

If the transmissions I have received are correct, that's impossible. I am the greatest at everything. He merely thinks he's the greatest at everything.

Just out of curiosity, can the Death Star weapon be modulated to just obliterate everything within 500 meters of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in Washington, DC? Asking for a friend.

As long as I can keep my boss away from the controls, the Death Star can do that.

Crazy idea: You could overthrow your boss, perhaps literally throwing him over some railing next to a long drop of some kind, and pin the blame on that whiny farmboy.

I like the way you think. That might just work.

Here you have earned this for your loyalty to the empire.

How awesommmmme! Which episode was the very greatest? Thumbs (?) Up for this guy's fav !!
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It looks like he likes #2. Perhaps he was attempting to signal "4" but he missed.

Jar Jar is definitely a negative number. He makes everything less

You assessment is accurate. I believe his only purpose is to balance the greatness in the universe. I have all of it. Her has none. There is the balance.

I blame a certain nerf-herding propagandist for releasing these films out of order.

Yet another reason to torture him!

The "holiday special" is reason enough. The only redeeming feature is the middle animated segment, likely due to your presence.

You are very wise.

Flattery? Now I am concerned.

Are you kidding me? ...you´ll feel the power of the force
heheheheheh regards angry friend!!!

Oh no. I am quite serious.

LIES

It's a privilege knowing such greatness blogs amongst us.
Be warned, however. My last name is Schwartz. I may use this against you.

Not the Schwartz! I have seen that before.

Another epic post My Lord!

You are 100% correct.

Fantastic posts!!! I like your profile. I am following you!

hahaha wel done!!

great...rs and upvote for u....

Hi, I've seen some of your publications I'm going to follow, follow me and let's collaborate together =)