Greetings wonderful followers!
Today I woke up with an entirely new attitude.
I have finally seen the light!
The hills are alive with the sound of the Light Side!
I have been filled with hate,rage, guts and black stuff for so long that I have forgotten why I am so angry. I looked back at some data cards to try and remember and it just didn't make sense.
One moment I was a happily (although secretly) married young man with twin babies on the way. I had a great friend who I may have been a little jealous of... but that was just stupid. She married me. She was having my babies. That is no reason to be filled with unstoppable rage.
The next thing I knew, I was murdering a room full of younglings. I seriously have no idea why. I wish someone would have taken the time to coherently explain why I would become so evil. But alas, these data cards simply don't add up.
I think this guy tried... but he failed miserably.
You see George, people actually want a real explanation of how I became evil.
I don't think anyone knows why I changed from loving husband to youngling murderer. I think it had something to do with trying to defeat death itself but it just doesn't make sense.
So today I decided to let it all go. I am going to reunite with my children and go and live happily ever after.
And then uncle Yoda and I reunited the band. The end.
We are going to make up for lost time. We will do all the things that a loving father and his two younglings would do.
Come on kids! Let's go spend tons of credits on crap you don't need!
HAPPY FIRST DAY OF APRIL YOU FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am going to laugh at all of you while I Force choke dipwads all freaking day!!!!
Frolicking
Creator and destroyer
Happy family
Balloons
Choke
Yeah, you did see the light.... The Saber Light!!!
I was reading through @sweetsssj latest post and thought I had found you sitting in the restaurant where she was! It took a solid 3 to 5 seconds before realizing it wasn't you... I almost got fooled. Really, you simply could be anywhere with your almighty presence right?!?
Thanks again for the laugh, namaste :)
I would never wear a red scarf like that... or would I?
I originally thought it might have been one of @sweetsssj contribution to your look of the day then... ;) If ever, your scarf would be... BLACK. Namaste :)
Hilarious! And I suppose for your next First Day of April joke you will tell me that my Luxury Condo unit on the Death Star is finally ready for me to move in.
Ah a long time follower I see. Well we have this room available right now.
As long as it doesn't have a funky old person smell. I assume my new address would something like:
@gregory-f
Sub Level 5
Detention Area AA-23
Death Star
A Galaxy Far, Far Away
Now I just need to know my cell...er, Apartment Number, and I'm all ready to move in.
Have you seen my boss?
EVERYTHING in the Empire has a funky old person smell!
That's just mean to trick us like that!
Anybody tell you are a meanie!
(Said in my little Anakin voice.)
That little idiot is too busy asking people if they are "space angels". What a tool.
But yes. This guy called me a meanie once...ONCE.
This was the best 01.04 I have seen so far ^^
PS: okay this was the only one :)
Even if you saw 10,000 this would still be the best.
I cannot argue with such an argument :)
Now I am a big "Sound of Music" fan but I have to applaud you for your humour and creativity!
Oh, you're such a tease my lord. Please don't choke me!
Oh don't worry. I won't choke you. I will give you a delicious beer instead.
Happy first day of April you fool! Got you again! Of course I'm going to choke you.
Beer!
He is --- I wondered what was going on here. I had high hopes for a minute there LOL
Have a nice weekend!!!
The cunning of the Empire is never to be underestimated...
I am pleased you understand.
Hi, @lordvader! Article is very good, enjoyed reading.
Thank you.
All you non-funny Steemians take notes -- this is how you funny.
Did you like my #TrumpTweets series I started y-day???
I am gonna have a ball with that. Oh believe me.
It will be fun.
YUGE fun. I promise you.
Anything Trump related I stay far away from. I absolutely hate the idol worship that surrounds the man.
Still love you though @barrydutton
I agree, on the idol stuff -- always have for years on this topic.
But funny is funny. LOL
How you funny LOL
Have a nice weekend!!!
You are very wise.
Here. You get one too.
Well that did not last long...my LORD!
That's what she said.
Tip your waiters!
good posting... thanks for sharing...^^
Lord Vader - Luke Skywalker is going to get you in the 6th episode of Star Wars. You better watch out!
Thank you for the intelligence report. I will be ready.
Be careful!!!!!!!! Oh and Comment Nesting Testing
Let the fools be with you!
Oh they are with me alright...
Why would you enslave incompetent stormtroopers? Got cocky looking for more of a challenge? Didn't turn out so well, did it? I guess the joke's on you, Fool Vader.
That is 100% my idiotic, ancient, wrinkled bosses doing. He is seriously the worst. Some day I swear I'm going to throw him down a never ending shaft.
Another foolish move, it might just kill you. Your boss' lightning is some serious shit not to be messed with. Wisen up, Vader!
Congratulations on your insidious trickery @lordvader. I was visiting a museum the other day and noticed this masterpiece on the bathroom mirror- didn't consider you for such a rebel.
That is so regular people can look into it and pretend to be me.
So, if i am in the police state of #Canadastan -- where the force of the Empire is kinda evil and strong, which you are a fan of obviously.....
Do we spell it
light sabre
or light saber?
Spelling is different here LV. Just wondering.
Don't worry. It won't be a problem for much longer. Very shortly your entire planet will be speaking Basic.
LOL
Have a nice weekend!
May the force be with you!
Oh it is.
hehehe :-)
Your in a funny mood :-)
great...
Yes. Yes I am.
You had me going, @lordvader. Alas, the physical universe needs the duality of light and dark to continue on so I'm glad you're not switching sides.
This might be my next tattoo. : )
Will it be under the one you already have?
Lol!
Bwhahahahahahahaha!
When Luke grows up he will definitely put this tattoo on his arm...
I think he had that on his hand.
😆
Steem, I am your father!
Ha..haa..lol😂😂😂😂