The image caught my attention. The words ‘I have trouble with the ladies’ sucked me in. I am a fan of diagnosing relationship troubles with flawed and flakey reasoning. But then on further skim you seem to be singing? Too confusing. Couldn’t you have at least have made a dlive and sung? Then maybe cried, if there really was some sort of lady-inflicted trauma. Oh, and as I write this, I’m thinking maybe shadow dog is a mataphor...Slow here.
I’ve not digested this post properly, I’m frantically getting ready for work, and tapping this reply furiously because it seems to demand one immediately or my busy brain will forget. Will read properly later and might comment further if inspiration strikes from something else you wrote.
Hope you’re still sane, wearing clothes and doing useful stuff. But it’s okay to be sitting around doing absolutely nothing and listening to sappy love-gone-wrong songs. I’d suggest that your time is better spent doing a music video and to come up with a cool dance move that could go viral...Yes, I’m thinking gangnam style. Consider?
Have a wonderful fun-filled day and take a break from moody writer. Wear some cool unicorn hunting clothes and find some magic! I’m also waiting on a unicorn hunting report. I think it’s a hobby I might pick up if I can find useful information on how to begin. So now I have to pick between unicorn hunting, silversmithing, karate or becoming a witch (hubby said I can only be the good kind 😐).
Wow! Where to begin!
The first part was a joke, the second part was a joke, the third part was a joke, the fourth part was a joke and if there was a fifth part, that's a joke too! LOL!
It's all good. Nobody broke up with me, that was just a lame-ass joke and since I knew a line like that would attract eyes, I used that first.
It's just a regular day though and I think you'll be able to figure out what the means once you read the comments.
Sir, you may be missing my joke?
I probably am.