I would like to spread out my votes to as many followers as I can for a while so I had an idea for a rather silly contest I hope you will enjoy. I’ll be voting up almost every comment at a least 25% for a while subject to the contest rules. The winning comment will get a 100% upvote and end the contest. Silly/funny, comments, as determined by @lightsplasher will be voted up at 30%. I hope everyone is having fun out there wherever you are on this #funnyfriday.
Contest Rules
For a vote:
- Account reputation must be 25 or higher
- No duplicates or lengthy quotes largely the same as other comments.
- Example silly comments can’t be used
- One comment per account to be voted up, unless they are super silly/funny.
- Spam comments, or those likely to be flagged as spam, are to be avoided.
- Comments are voted by hand and subject to @lightsplasher availability and gastrointestinal habits.
The contest winning comment will be determined by secret criteria such as: @lightsplasher nap time, the sighting of planet Nibiru or Blood Moons, random number generators, poor digestion of onions and pickles, etc., etc.
Human, your concept of keeping the table sanitary is amusing; germs do not exist - besides my mussel is far cleaner than your feet if they do. Trust me on this. Would I lie to you? Just look at this face. – click for viewing full screen
Silly/funny comment examples:
- Nice post!
- Good picture!
- I vote for you, you vote for me.
- I spotted planet Nibiru once, right after friendly ‘helpful’ space aliens sowed all my orifices shut. (I got better)
- Don’t you think you should tone down the ‘whiskey and cigars’ thing? The Canadians might start thinking everyone to the South are the real troublemakers, demand a wall be built and force the US government to pay for it, eh.
Thanks for reading! Please feel free to vote up comments to keep things fun. Picture taken by me with my Galaxy S7. (Post does not reflect @lightsplasher political views or apocalyptic predictions based on planet Nibiru and Blood Moons)
WINNER!
To everyone, thanks for playing in my contest! It has been fun, funny and a learning experience for me. Things that make us laugh are so dependent on our culture, age and look on life. It is difficult to be voting all comments because of language barriers and other issues. I’m not easily offended but I can see how others may wonder why I might choose to think a particular post is funny or vote for it.
I hope everyone had fun. Thank you all for your support! I hope we can learn to live together like bothers and sisters on this wonderful planet of ours. (Perhaps even better than that, depending on your family life, LOL)
We sure did! Thanks for organizing the contest. Great choice of a winner, lol.
I'm glad to win the contest! Thank you for organizing it and thank you for the effort you made to check every comment. That's a great job from a great member of the community!!
very good post
i miss you dear friend @lightsplasher
dear bro @lightsplasher Actually I have been late for you to coment because I can not agree with you due to the problem in the network........
♥♥♥I miss you dear all time♥♥♥
Dear friend @lightsplasher I am very sorry , because of my network problem I was unable to vote for you, sorry for that,please remember me a little bit,
I handcuffed you for these important benefits. You are the key to success in my steemit life.You move in front of me dark.
i miss you dear
miss you dear @lightsplasher, I love your all post all time, I'm always your supporter..I'll be...
Great this contest!!
when I go home, like someone I care about and I run fast, and I am afraid and urinating in my pants, when I look back just a bat, and I feel ashamed of myself, so I hope that his best friend likes
LOL hehehe.
it's my experience my friends, because I used to come home late at night, lol heheh
Khak khak .. help us who are still cute (junior) friends
Nice bro, I'm join.
Oh dear, LOL. I'm not sure what that says but I can guess.
Oh no...it is very embarrassing😂😂
Oh no.
He said .. excuse sir, ride past ..
that's aceh language.. LOL
Hi @lightsplasher.. I am @nurulazmi.. I am a new steemian mamber..
I want to be funny but I am not proficient in that field, I just can smile to read your post .. heheheh
Sory..😁😄
LOL you have succeeded. :)
Heheh... thanks you very much @lightsplasher..😘😘😊😉
I am a person who often jokes, this is funny and embarrassing.
I'm joking with friends, foot jokes often pull ear leaves from behind.
on one night, I pulled my own uncle's ear leaf, fitting that night the lights went out.
so when I see that my own uncle.
so I was embarrassed and I ran away, because I could not see his face anymore because I was so embarrassed.
I told my friend, he laughed out loud, until his tears came out laughing.
this is my own true story.
Pulling ear leaves from behind. LOL, I can't imagine that. Hehehe.
At that time I was very shy, I can not imagine when I met my uncle.
Speaking of humor I once felt that funny thing is also scary.
It happened when my nosy friend sent me a vidio in my WA inbox, the moment I saw it I was instantly stunned because of the beautiful woman who was in the vidio .. oppps but after 20 seconds then a very frightening ghost to surprise me, without my smartphone awake thrown from my hands.
Huuuffftt ... my breath blow .. angry, upset and also funny thinking about the act of friends who like nosy ...😂😂
Have you ever worked on your friends with something like that @lightsplasher...???
If not you can try it ... !! It would be great fun .. hahaha.. LoL😂😂😂
But do not be your friend that there is a heart attack .. I am not responsible ..😂😂😂😉😉😉
nice fun
hot fun bro
When moon?
When lambo?
On another note, this is going to be an epic thread that I can't wait to come back to later in the day!
Great post! I love your puppy!
Thank you!
Hi friend @lightsplasher
how funny post
I think your competition will encourage a lot of new users at Steemit
Thanks, I hope so. Everyone's jokes are so different, I hope people are having fun.
I really have no idea what to do. I'm as clueless as that beautiful puppy!
Wonderful post! I love your puppy
one night when I was sleeping I heard a very strange voice, and I was frightened because it was late at night, and I dared to look and find the tau pas I see, my sister's voice again sleeping while snoring, lol ...
Nice ears. I bet he heard the spaceships coming.
Nice doge and i subscribe to your channel now.
Is a silly comment still silly when the silly person making the silly comment acknowledges that he--alongside his comment--is silly? Oh and comment does not reflect @currysonlyson's physiological inclinations!
Very interesting comment.
Thank you kindly!
When I get home from work this dog is always barking, if he does not, I'm barking my dog. 🤣🤣🤣🤣....😅😅😅
Sometimes my dog and I get in a barking contest. I think he kind of likes that.😅
Great to see I'm not the only one! ;-)
This post very very funny....this is a unique contest.
poor dog pity you definitely break up again so you look sad patience yes dog is handsome out there are still many female dogs that I really want you fall in love to see your handsome
my handsome dog fell in love with you will you be my girlfriend hehe
His face looks very sad, like a broken heart .... hehehe
such a cute dog challenges me, he thinks I am afraid, I am the super hero of the future .. 😆😆😅😅😅😅😅
great contest and and very funny ... upvote me dong !!!
this contest makes me smile for myself ... this is indeed the most unique contest I have ever attended.
this contest is very interesting and can amuse myself ... his dog looks very sad. I like your post @lightsplasher
my garden dog is also imagining the fate, why he split up with his mother and father.😋😋😋😂😂😂
the dog again thought of how he could make the person reading this post laugh .. ahaha
When I walk, I often eat cookies and I often throw them up, then I open my mouth.
When I looked up it was in front of me there was cow dung.
Then the dirt was trampled, and I fell on the cow dung.
Why wasting time. Time for sleep.
Can sleep with open eyes
I think your right. It could be nap time.
contest hilarious, very good 👍👍👍
you make a good post tonight, with these silly comments and postings you can make us happy and laugh freely, really very unique post and creative though silly but you can make us happy thanks my friend @lightsplasher ,,,,, lol hehehe
I can only laugh ... hahahahahhahaha
comment what ya ya funny !! @ this contest is very amazing ... this is very funny but even funnier if i have no comment and just silence.
This is a great contes.
I rowed my bike at midnight past the cemetery. I feel my bike is getting heavier. I think in ghost disturbance. I ran away from the bike. tomorrow morning i go with my dad to take it .. it is just a rope that twisted in the gap tire
As I walked on a bridge, suddenly the bridge broke, I fell into the water.
You make a good post tonight @lightsplasher with these silly comments and postings you can make us happy and laugh free, the most memorable thing in my life is when I studied motorcycle races and I learned how to make the front attraction of motor bike and on the first track run smoothly and on the second attraction my motor upside down and I fell into a dirty sewer and I immediately wake up laughing to see myself that is dirty, this experience that can not be forgotten, LoL Hahhhahahhah
I am very amazed about your post @lightsplasher ....
funny story ..
fitting yesterday I was sitting around with my friends ... there are some of them who love to work people. that day that my kenak .... on the bench there is chicken dirt there I was told to sit an extraordinary comrade ...
All hail the supreme leader of Nibiru!
Hahahaha cuteee!!!
Hehehe, lol. I can't stop laughing...
Did you see boddhisatva on the subway a few years back? It's a YouTube video, and I highly recommend it if you love to laugh.
I was about to write a funny comment then i got too lazy to do it and now i just noticed that i am writing more than what i was going to write at the first place but still feel lazy and OMG i'm still typing, i just want to stop writing... just stop.. here i am, i think i'm gonna stop right now
I do not understand .... my first time to go for a walk chased my dog ran until I fell into paret all of mine my fun mood that day is possible ... I am very impressed about your post @lightsplasher.
really i am very awesome about your post @lightsplasher ....
a funny story about me !!!!!
what yaa .....
my childhood around the age of 8 years I never dipatok cock my man ... I cried for great forgiveness .... again the next day the bike paddle fell into the gut along the road all my bodies mud smelled merciless ... this is my story maybe not funny but if remembered now it's so funny ...
What the dog is actually thinking - " You are probably one of those guys, that sends dick pics to girls on tinder and uses a pickup line " can you help me finish this joke?""
The Teacher asked the students to make a short essay. With Title: "When will I grow up and what will I do?"
Ateng: (Writing) "I will grow up as a policeman, help people catch bad people."
"Your dream is very good, but tomorrow you should pay more attention to Gareng, your best friend, he said after he grew he would rob a bank."
hehehe
very good idea for this contest...
iam your new follower very interesting...
go aHead.., very nice to know you mr..