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I would most likely attack a clown that got anywhere close to me.

I would probably just inwardly whimper and slowly back away, pretending to be oh, so casually, just happening to be going somewhere else ;-)

I'm the kind of person who makes a scene... I run away screaming... You should see me with mosquitoes (demon spawns from hell) I hide under blankets with insect repelent whenever I see one. It's kinda funny