Joke of the day

in #funny โ€ข 7 years ago

1.My friend has been disturbing me to watch a movie he acted, I finally did and saw him with a hand fan, blowing the Igwe from Part 1-4
#FadaLurd ๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜“

2.Nollywood!!!๐Ÿ˜ฎ
I jst saw a ghost eating fufu and egusi...๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ
Who wants to buy TV? I'm not watching again.....๐Ÿšถ

3.Boys can lie shaa! One just told me now that POS swallowed his ATM card.๐Ÿ˜•
Kilode, pls shift to the front let me faint..๐Ÿ˜ž

4.Nigeria is so corrupt, even to enter into a relationship you need connection... She will be like "Who gave you my number" ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’

5.Skinny girls who still go for jogging at dawn what else do you wanna lose? Your Life?
#Just_asking๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ

6.My girlfriend just posted on Facebook "I'm in love with the tattoo on his neck" And looking at my neck right now, I can't see any tattoo... My brothers and sisters What's going on???
#I_think_im_not_feeling_fine ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

7.He broke your virginity ๐Ÿ’”, You did abortions for him, You dated him for 8 years, and he ended up marrying your friend,
Use him for money rituals, Don't worry God will understand...
#ThisIsNotMyHandwritingOoo ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ

8.Ladies and gentlemen, let's pray for Dozie and Dunni, Patience Ozonkwo has now joined the cast and crew of Wedding party 2.
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  1. It's always the fine guy who walks up to you, looks at you with charming eyes, then whispers to your ear "my friend likes you" while he points at a monkey with big forehead like rabbit ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚