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well I suppose if i ever needed a boner that needs to go away i'll know who to call

Oh sorry to confuse sir. That is not real mouth. Is just paint on. Perhaps a lady might better suit to assist with boneing

This is why I work out and plan to get my gym card when I turn 16.

That's the kind of fun that will kill you when it rolls over you in bed

We've discussed this before... I have no interest in young boys... You're safe

It's not me I'm concern about, it's @steemmatt, I've seen the way @steemnsfw looks at that dude, disturbing!

You don't need a waterbed with that kind of belly