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RE: Reasons I'm a horrible mother

in #funny7 years ago

Hopefully you can train them into proper corporate employees who can sit at a desk and obey their teacher or boss soon.

A troublesome world it is, when disobedient kids grow into disobedient adults. I recommend severe discipline, and a ban on all sarcasm and backtalk, as well as a ban on even the mere idea of disobedience.

No one should have their own thoughts these days. Too dangerous for not just society, but for their own self.

Lesson 1: Obey all rules, because they are for your own good. Be terrified at the idea of stepping outside approved notions.

Obedience and safety.

Lesson 2: Do not enjoy life; instead, obey. Learn a skill so you can get a job, and hold the job to make money, and use the money to buy food you do not enjoy.

Sustenance, not smiles.

Lesson 3: Do not question the fairness of life. Questioning leads to ideas, and ideas can lead to having your own ideas on how the world should work, and as to what's fair and what's unfair.

Accept things as they are presented to you.

Lesson 4: Hurrrrumph clang Authorities make rules, and rules are to be obeyed. Those who break rules are the truly terrible ones.

Thinking is dangerous.

I hope you can deal with these issues harshly, and without mercy. There is a certain charm in utter silence without laughter or smiles.

Remember: Danger lurks everywhere. Every shadow is a threat to our existence, thus we must live our life in fear every day. We obey to stay safe. We obey to stay alive.

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@heretickitten people underestimate the value of 1984 as a parenting book