Grandma was taking a lift to the 8th floor.
The lift stopped at 1st floor and a beautiful lady walked in. The fragrance from her body was so strong that grandma cannot help but asked:
Grandma: "Wow! Such wonderful fragrance!"
Lady: "BULGARI, RM100 a bottle."
The lift stopped again at the 6th floor and another beautiful lady walked in. This time, her fragrance is much stronger than the first.
Grandma: "Wow, wow. This is even much better!!!"
Lady 2: "GUCCI, more than RM200 a bottle!"
Upon reaching the 8th floor, grandma farted just before she got out of the lift. The smell was so strong that the two ladies almost vomitted.
Ladies: "Auntie, what's that strong smell?"
Grandma: "MUSANGKING, RM300 a kg!!!"
*Note: MUSANGKING 
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